Obama takes charge from BP, sends in the Navy, the CG and a cadre of geniuses to plug the hole

[MrScorpio]

BP then get's pissed off and threatens to sue the gubmint.

Obama tells BP to go fuck themselves and that he'll see them in court.

Meanwhile, Fox & Fiends along with the rest of Murdoch's peanut gallery accuses Obama of further using the office of he president to roll over and take over private industry like a Panzer Blitzkrieg.

Surface oil gets sucked into clouds via hurricanes, spread toxic "Chocolate Rain" far wide through though the Heartland.

People are PISSED!

Yet despite their PWONing, (BP and the GOP oil lobby try for a new "It's all Obama's fault" agi-prop campaign intstead.

However, the hole is plugged up and Obama saves the day

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the GOP runs around with perpetual egg on their faces.




Sounds like another stellar Whaaaaaambulance day for the republicants.

[tabatha]

1. Obama has the geniuses advising BP now.

[Traveling_Home]

2. Sorry, but to me it sounds like an environmental disaster for everyone.

[stray cat]

3. Obama takes the gum out of his mouth and plugs the hole a mile beneath the ocean

[SusanaMontana41]

10. Clever!

:yourock:

[AnArmyVeteran]

14. I 2nd that!

[MrScorpio]

15. RIM SHOT!

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. The Navy in in place

the USCG is in place

The EPA is already there

And when exactly did we get the equipment and expertise to do this at the drill site? Facts are pesky I know.

By the way, if we want the gub'mint to actually take over the physical clean up, on TUESDAY call your reps and DEMAND emergency legislation that effectively removes BP from this effort at the coast lines. Until they change that law, guess what? BP has to field the people to clean it up.

Facts are pesky I know...

Of course on edit, the Guv'mint sucks at PR, and the Media has an agenda, and these actions are from the top of my head...

[RKP5637]

5. "Guv'mint sucks at PR, and the Media has an agenda" So true, MSM has a

real stranglehold on this country, a very dangerous one. And look at the enormous sums of money MSM makes during elections. What a deal. And people have thought cold war propaganda was bad in other countries...

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. When I grew up in Mexico we knew the guv'ment never told the truth

here nobody does.

That said, finding out what I posted, well people could use the google, and find it out fairly fast...

[lunatica]

7. I know exactly what your talking about

But I see that more people are wising up. Funny that. Even in Mexico people had to come to the realization they were being lied to at some point. But being firmly pressed under the thumb of the elites for generations their revolution has been infinitely harder to get started.

If we don't react soon we'll be in the same situation. There really does come a time when it's too late, at least for another few generations. And too late for any revolution to be bloodless.

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Wel already are

[RKP5637]

9. One significant problem I see in this country is when they do wake up, some

have the wrong information and remain gullible and ignorant, for example, the teabaggers. You are so very correct, a simple Google can often reveal facts, but some just want to cling to disinformation, lies and remain ignorant and often rally around people like Limbaugh, Beck, Palin, Bachmann and the herd. It is ever so distressing.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Or not realize that everybody has an agenda

I know sad.

[Synicus Maximus]

11. won't the geniuses object to being used to plug the hole?

I'm sure we can find another way to block the flow, where no one has to drown.

[MrScorpio]

13. Wow. I see that you're ONLY one who got the joke. Whatever lame attempt that was made.

Anyway, I need to plead mea culpa on this puppy.

I posted it when I was pretty fucking exhausted. I was up all night long with my DJ cousin and his album release party and even after it was long over when we put away his heavy assed equipment. Then I came come and took Mrs Scorpio to the Big Boy for the all you can eat breakfast bar and then I had to do a bunch of other shit.

So by the time I posted this masterpiece, I was cruising on all vapors.

I have this horrible habit of posting while tired from time to time. I only thing is that I usually post these things as weird jokes in the Lounge, where they usually notice when my jokes turn suspiciously loopy.

I did it before just the other day there.

You know, I've never used dope and I rarely if ever drink, but I have a sneaky suspicion that lack of sleep affects the brain much the same.

It was a just sick joke, people. Move on, nothing to see here.