Mandatory Vacation Destination For Oil Executives - The Black Gold Coast

[Dover]

Bring your feather-filled rafts
Lots of games to play on the beach such as 'tarred and feathered'.
Build your cozy fire right on the water and grill some blackened fish.
Explore the ruins of oil platforms and decimated fishing villages.
Take advantage of our summer special - Bring your own oil can and we'll fill the first one for a cost of $200 Billion with all the FREE refills you can carry!
Take it all in. The eternal flame that is our sunset. Breathe the fumes.
Ahhhhh....the smell of success!

Brought to you by the Black Gold Coast Tourist Board

[Kajsa]

1. And they can help in the clean up

effort also!