Don't let Memorial Day slip away w/o a CAPTION. Come do this teabagging fashion plate!!!

[skip fox]

Garish Goober, our tea-baggin' fool, is saying: "They tried to put me on anti-psychotics, but I said I'm only anti socialists, communists, and fascist mongrel scum. . . . Shit, psychotics ain't never done nothing to me!"

[Warpy]

1. "The slackness of my jaw equals the slackness in my brain

and I really miss that La-Z-Boy but Glenn might take my whoosh noises away if I don't get out here and look stupid"

[spanone]

2. since when is a proclaimed christian, a muslim, mr racist motherfucker?

[Deep13]

18. Pssst: He's Black.

Also, apparently one can inherit a religion genetically.

:eyes:

[Jamastiene]

3. Viking Redneck?

Geez, I thought I had seen every kind of redneck already. :puke:

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. f**king Redneck came to mind.

[muffin1]

4. Oh, dear god.

Glenn Beck is my hero...all you need to know right there.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. That's exactly what I thought. That's all the caption he needs.

[skip fox]

25. Might be all he needs, but DU is here to make sure he gets what

he deserves!!!

[michreject]

6. I don't see the connection

between teabaggers and Memorial Day.:shrug:

Why not just a caption this thread?

[NC_Nurse]

8. Wow. That guy is the Teabagger fashion plate! He's got ALL the accessories.

"I've just been elected President of the 'Proud to be stupid' movement!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. It looks like his head is popping out of a toilet.

I'll bet gummint is paying for his meds.

[HopeHoops]

10. I think "Um, duh-i-dunno" pretty much covers it.

[Kali]

11. that can't be real

he's gotta be from "our" side - trying to make them look even dumber than they are

nobody could be that stupid, could they? oh wait...

[lonestarnot]

12. Embarrassing to turtles everywhere. He's never even met Mr. Wizard.

[Urban Prairie]

13. Ring around the collar...Ring around the collar!!

Those dirty rings!!

You try rubbing and scrubbing them out, but damned if they don't stubbornly remain and make your mommy embarrassed to see you on the internets after you snuck out of her basement in the morning.

[boobooday]

14. "Glenn Beck is my hero"

:cry:

[MrMickeysMom]

15. Ah wint threw the 5th gRAdE, n all I got is ThIS teE sHirrrrt!

:rofl:

[Danascot]

16. Are you smarter than pond scum?

That would be a no.

[Danascot]

17. dupe delete

[Deep13]

19. That sign should read, "I have no life." nt

[Froward69]

20. "If it werent for a brain stem,

I would stop breathing"

[xxqqqzme]

21. They are a blight on the landscape

wherever they decide to gsather.

[11 Bravo]

22. I COULD have put on a green uniform and actually walked the walk, but green clashes ...

with the yellow stripe running down my back.

[skip fox]

23. "Glenn Beck should be History Czar!!"

[yurbud]

24. he had to make the joker image half black in case the implication was too subtler fur teabaggers

[Arkana]

26. Wow, that guy is an embodiment of everything that is shitty about this country.

[surrealAmerican]

27. You can't really say anything about this guy ...

... that he isn't already saying himself. What's a "viking redneck" supposed to be anyway?

[skip fox]

28. Maybe he had a longboat up on blocks in his front yard???