In Tony Hayward's absence this past weekend at a yachting event, the press reported getting

[Dover]

this ring tone on the BP CEO's cell phone:



We're so sorry, uncle sammy
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, uncle sammy
But there's no one left at home
And i believe i'm gonna rain.

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day,
We're so sorry, uncle sammy
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring.

"we're so sorry, uncle sammy
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.
We're so sorry, uncle sammy
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so eas'ly called away."

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.


http://abcnews.go.com/WN/bp-oil-spill-tony-hayward-fired/story?id=10968352

[Glorfindel]

1. Admiral Hayward notified me

He had to sail his yacht,
so he flew across the sea.
I saw a lot of oil, so I had a cup of tea,
and a butter-pie... (butter-pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so they put it a pie
(so sorry!)
Hands across the water, heads across the sky
Hands across the water, heads across the sky


:hi:

[Dover]

2. Haha! I was toying with ways to include that part. Nice work!...n/t

[ClusterFreak]

3. Beautiful! Nice retake on some classic Wings!

Also beautiful wings...



:hug:

[ClusterFreak]

4. Great posts need to be kicked....

Dag nabbit!

:shrug:

:kick: :kick:

[Dover]

5. Aw...so nice to be appreciated. I have a fan!!!! I have a fan!!!!! n/t