My answer to Limbaugh's "Barack, the Magic Negro"

[DFW]

So, now Rush is a "DJ" entertainer, and no longer a hate monger?
Fine, if his "song" was so entertaining to the audience of National
Hate Radio, here's the version I'll be singing. Maybe I'll even write
a few more verses if it make the top forty.......


Rush the racist D J had a big gut
The girth of it was only matched
By his pimpled butt
Rush the racist D J was a bag of gas
And blew out hate and lies and such
Mostly through his ass.

One great day it happened
His cover worked no more
Fin-al-ly, the rednecks woke
And re-a-lized the score
His listeners dropped to zero
His ranting went unheard
And Rush the racist D J, well
They dropped him like a turd! Oh,

Rush the racist D J had a big gut
The girth of it was only matched
By his pimpled butt
Rush the racist D J was a bag of gas
And blew out hate and lies and such
Mostly through his ass.

[luckyleftyme2]

1. this is golden

LONG OVER DUE-THIS SHOULD GO GOLD IN THE BLOGS!
FUNNY AND SOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

[kdmorris]

2. I don't get it...

Why can Rush get away with this? Why isn't it all over the airwaves, with the media calling for his head? Why aren't we treating him like we did Imus?

[livvy]

3. Here's another verse...

The radio waves went silent
On that glorious day.
His few supporters wept and cried,
And then just went away.
A new day was arisin'
No more bloated toad,
The radio spot was wisely filled,
With the liberal Randi Rhodes, Oh...

[DFW]

4. I'm not sure I'd want to do that

Wouldn't it be an insult to Randi to put her in the same song with the BFI?

[rasputin1952]

5. Nah, Kind of like a Beauty and the Beast thing...w/o any

of the romance stuff...:D

[BOSSHOG]

6. Hey no harm done, your just a comedian making a joke

Great job. Surely you didn't mean anything personal by it.

When it starts getting hot and facts get in the way, just start thinking like a conservative.

[bryant69]

7. Not bad; overy scatalogical, but I've always had a problem with that

I realize that my tastes are not the same as everybody though.

Still it's no more than Rush deserves all told.

Bryant
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[DFW]

8. Not my usual taste, either, to tell the truth

And I never include stuff like that in the pieces I've done
for The Freedom Toast, for example, but in Limbaugh's case,
I thought they were quite deserved--not only for his excuse
for his draft-dodging, but in general. The things he has gotten
away with, as well as the excuses for it, evoke so many epithets
involving excrement, that I found any and all references to the
man and his self-inflicted corporal deficiencies quite within
bounds.

Actually, I thought I was rather restrained, under the circumstances!