Speaking of female viagra, when the hell is the male birth control pill coming?

[HEyHEY]

My GF doesn't use the pill and doesn't want to. She doesn't like the idea of always putting it into her system. I, on the other hand, don't care. They can pump my ass full of the shit. I trust it.

So, we've been trying to find male birth control and it ain't happening. It'd be nice to find because, frankly, I'm real tired of being nervous for a few days a month. The other option is cutting my nads off, but I don't have kids yet and want some.

I've read many articles that always say we're close to having it, but it never comes. What gives?

Signed,

- Nervous purchaser of bulk latex in Beijing

[county worker]

1. Once a girl who didn't use birth control told me to make like a train.

I said what does that mean. She said pull out on time.

[HEyHEY]

2. Use that method and next time it'll mean "Get to the delivery room on time"

That's a spooky method to rely on.

[county worker]

5. I know, it sure ain't reliable.

[uppityperson]

4. How many pregnancies did that cause? Pulling out is unreliable since sperm come out before you ejacu

ejaculate. Unless she meant "pull out of my life", in which case it would work.

[county worker]

7. We were on a trip down the Colorado River camping on the shore line. There was no way to leave each

other for a couple of days.

Not safe I know.

[HEyHEY]

11. find a lillypad and some wheat to tie it up with

jeez, I have to tel EVERYONE EVERYTHING!

[seabeyond]

3. my first baby was a "we should be ok" time. second baby a condom baby

i felt the same way about BC pills. hubby then got snipped snipped.

good luck

lol

[HEyHEY]

6. I've suggested freezing some of the lads

But I'm not sure I like that risk. Recently, in Canada, there was a fuck up and a bunch of snipped men's soldiers thawed out and were ruined....rendering them childless.

[uppityperson]

8. I know sterile couples that have children.

Not passing on their genes, but they have kids.

[Hekate]

15. An old friend told me her third baby was a "we were just fooling around" baby

She had a kind of screechy voice, but was very frank and very funny. They were married, they had two boys already, but I guess they got like a couple of teenagers one fine night -- and voila, the boys had a little sister.

One of my mom's neighbor's had her 5th girl while using contraceptive foam. Her hubby and a neighbor pal of his went around singing "Tiny Bubbles" for awhile.

At least these folks had a sense of humor about it, is all I can say.

Hekate

[seabeyond]

18. that is funny.

if we had waited until we were ready, well hell... it all worked out perfectly.

[Gaedel]

21. Pregnancy

When a woman takes something seriously that was poked at her in fun.

[Hekate]

22. >made me lol

[iris27]

9. Not as many hormones involved in sperm production as there are in egg maturation & release - so not

as many places to monkey with the works. Also, most of the hormones that *are* involved are also linked to libido. Of course our pill can be a libido killer too, but it's only a potential side effect - doesn't strike everyone.

Plus given the many guys who are anti-condom (probably doesn't come close to a majority but enough to have become a bit of a stereotype) some would-be developers might not think there's enough of a market for them to put the time in.

[HEyHEY]

10. I've heard the other problem is the amount of sperm men produce

The drug would have to be really freakin' strong to do the job.

[iris27]

12. Yeah, that too.

Funny that a train metaphor was used above, because I've heard a bio researcher describe the problem as "it's hard to stop a train". :)

[WCGreen]

13. the best form of non invasive birth control is to "talk" about it...

Wink, wink...

[HEyHEY]

17. fuck that! I mean, wait, the problem is you can't fuck that.

[Cleita]

14. Condoms are around, if you want to be in control.

There is a male pill, but you can't take alcohol and a few other things with it without your weenie dropping off.

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

16. If I'm not drunk how am I supposed to make mad passionate love then fall right to sleep?

I use the condoms, but that doesn't give me peace of mind.

[Touchdown]

19. Those have been around for ever!

These also work.

[JVS]

20. You forgot an option

Not all orifices lead to the fallopian tubes.

[HEyHEY]

24. No dice, I've asked that question

:(

[JVS]

25. Dump her.

She's rejecting nature's birth control!

[ecstatic]

23. The warning labels on BC pills make me cringe

Heart attack, stroke, fibroids, etc. not to mention some people gain weight. It's unbelievable that they haven't made a pill for men. I'm sure it would come with way fewer side effects.