No doubt about it, romney is the cutest of the repub candidates.

[Philosoraptor]

And that's not saying much when you look at the line up of ugly mo fo's. Photogenically he is the supreme candidate, as cute as a Kennedy, dashing as a ronnie reagan, Hollywoody even.
In fact he may be the cutest front runner on either side.

Let's FACE it, many candidates are elected on looks. I was in 4th grade when Kennedy ran against Nixon and they had the t.v. debates, everyone in Mrs. Clark's class agreed, Nixon was one ugly mo fo. Kennedy looked like Adonis next to sweaty, paranoid looking Dick.

I've always felt that the deepest evil was concealed by extreme beauty. If there were twin girls in high school, the evilest one was the most beautiful, as many dead boyfriends will attest.

Righteous romney is fully aware of his flattering physiognomy and plays it to the hilt, and he is using the same tactic in his platform, attractive ideas, handsome notions, cute catch phrases, all smiles hiding a really ugly personality.

His cuteness may be a real factor in his bid for the big chair, hell if I wasn't violently opposed to everything he stands for, I might fall swoon to his drop dead gorgeousness myself.

[hlthe2b]

1. In that greasy car salesman flim flam man kinda way....

Cute, no....

[Kurovski]

38. He looks like one of those actors

you see on television trying to sell you insurance you don't need.

He really could get work doing that.

Seriously, he should go for it.

[Bluebear]

2. If you're into Ron Popiel. nt

[JTFrog]

3. Oh gross...

:puke:

No seriously, I don't see anything attractive there. Maybe I'm tainted by having heard the words coming out of his mouth, but I feel the need to go shower now.

[durrrty libby]

4. If you want to have a cute-off, Edwards wins,

[cassiepriam]

6. Who is better looking? Edwards or Obama?

[durrrty libby]

13. "Better looking" is very different than cute

[cassiepriam]

14. I agree. Edwards is cute. Not handsome, but cute.

[maine_raptor]

5. Ah, but don't forget

The man who was elected because he looked like a President:




Warren G. Harding

Owner of the most corrupt administration prior to Nixon the Crook, Ronnie Dearist, Bush I, and Bush II.

[YOY]

9. My father knew I guy who claimed to be Harding's lover's brother.

and yes, his name was Bretton and he was from Ohio.

[sandnsea]

7. Oh bite your tongue

As cute as a Kennedy??? Not in a million.

And, omg, never ever ever put the name Kennedy and Reagan in the same sentence either.

Shame shame shame on you!!

It takes much more than symmetry to sizzle.

[cassiepriam]

8. Sorry his looks don't do anything for me....

But I agree, compared to the rest of the repugs he is good looking.

[w13rd0]

10. Maybe if he's...

...trying to be the new Brawny "Hand Towel" model o.O

Not striking me as attractive.

[Lobster Martini]

11. He is way cuter than McCain. What was with McCain's face yesterday?

On Meet the Press, it looked like his left cheek was still full of the walnuts he'd saved for winter. Darn it, if I'm going to have to look at someone for four years, I don't want it to be a guy with a face full of nuts. Pity that the last poll placed Romney well below plaid pants.

[Bucky]

16. I'm sorry you feel that way about men with cheeks full of nuts.

Because, frankly, just about all the Republican candidates would have someone's nuts in their mouths for the next four years.

[sellitman]

12. No way!

He is no Dennis Kucinich


:evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

15. He is absolutely the best looking of the R candidates.

But he also has the "used car salesman" charisma about him. He'll win over the guiliable but have a hard time with the wise. He's a huckster and a bullshitter.

[hlthe2b]

17. Naaahh, now here's some gorgeous hunk of Republican flesh

:rofl:

[Matsubara]

21. Photo doesn't show up.

Maybe photobucket it?

[hlthe2b]

22. does for me... try right clicking on it and hitting "view image"

[Vinca]

18. He looks like someone who could be hawking stainless steel pans

on a middle-of-the-night infomercial.

[melody]

19. He looks like the Shell Answer Man.

Why have there been two "Mitt is cute" posts? I've nearly lost two meals to this meme. Ick.

[Nick at Noon]

20. He's too rich for me

No completely honest man has ever acquired $500 Million.   

[newyawker99]

32. Hi Nick at Noon!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Mist]

23. If by "cute" you mean "uses an entire can of hairspray every morning." nt

[Enrique]

24. only until Newt gets in the race

[SpiralHawk]

25. Da Newtster -- My heart be still. Newt DEFINES republicon morality & ETHICS

When he carried the divorce papers to his wife as she lay in a hospital bed, so he could dump her for his hot young secretary, republicons across the Fruited Plains SWOONED in admiration.

Newtie is, like, a a TOTAL paragon of the virtues republicons worship: mean spirited, bombasticly false, money grubbing, and corrupt to the core...

[Loisenman]

26. Maybe he is a robot

(I meant to respond here---but posted under general discussion by mistake.) Yes he has it all except character---and it shows on his face. He is about 99.99 percentile in the absence what makes people look interesting and human. He is "made for TV; no matter what he says or does---it seems a commercial. Even the boyish grin he has been wearing lately seems scripted. Maybe he is really a robot.

[TwilightGardener]

27. He's better-looking than the others, in a plastic sort of way, but

there's something about him that just skeeves me. It would be nice if the race came down to the best-looking, from a female perspective. Mitt vs. Obama/Edwards. Too bad Bloomberg's not especially attractive, although Hagel's not bad for an old guy.

[lonestarnot]

28. Well no doubt he will get the nomination then, as that is all the depth of thought pukes can muster.

[youthere]

29. I think Mitt is attractive...

in an Osmond-esque sort of way. Too bad his attractiveness is overpowered by the ugliness that comes out of his mouth.

[tjwash]

30. "Hi. Would YOU like to learn how to make millions investing in real estate?"

Even if you've never invested before, or have no money?

[THUNDER HANDS]

31. I think Obama and Edwards and both better looking than him

In terms of politicans women want to sleep with, I think Bill Clinton is the gold standard. Every girl I've ever dated has said he's hot.

[mainer]

33. He looks like the President on "Independence Day"

played by actor Bill Pullman.

Yep, he's pretty gorgeous all right.

[Virginia Dare]

34. He looks like the kind of guy Hollywood would cast as the Prez..

back in the 70's. In fact, he looks just like the Governor on "Benson".

[in_cog_ni_to]

35. UGGGGGGGGH! He's UGLY! Inside AND out!

:puke:

[Rex]

36. Looks like a sack of shit.

Oh wait, now I see the smile...

[LynneSin]

37. He's got the GOP hairdo

Can you tell them apart?