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Mon May-14-07 11:13 AM
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Mon May-14-07 11:15 AM
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1. Lady to the right: "I just love going to the zoo -- where else could you see a monkey in a suit?" |
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Mon May-14-07 11:16 AM
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2. "I'll give the peons a little wave from their king" |
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Mon May-14-07 11:18 AM
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3. Umpiring the tee-ball tournament again? |
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Mon May-14-07 11:19 AM
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4. Emporer of the Western World practices his martial arts before a |
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group of adoring courtiers.
Awww. Ain't he cute? Lookin' so tough.
Asshole! Have you ever seen a bigger one?
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Mon May-14-07 11:27 AM
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7. No I have never seen a bigger asshole than Bush. |
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He is truly KING OF THE ASSHOLES.
Hey, what do you know? He is a King after all! :rofl:
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Mon May-14-07 11:40 AM
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14. I think deep down, he hates himself and he takes it out on the World. |
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Mon May-14-07 11:45 AM
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you would have to have a certain degree of self-awareness in order to hate yourself, especially if it's justified. Bush has yet to show any signs of that.
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Mon May-14-07 11:45 AM
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18. If you were that man, would you like yourself? |
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Mon May-14-07 08:47 PM
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36. No I would not which is why I think he secretly hates himself and he takes it out on us all. |
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I think he has serious self esteem issues. But what do I know? :shrug:
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Mon May-14-07 11:20 AM
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5. * give his Jessica Alba impersonation, after seeing the new Fantastic Four preview |
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Mon May-14-07 11:26 AM
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Heh heh, I'm the fuhrerer
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Mon May-14-07 11:31 AM
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8. It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. |
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I gotta send you back to the South Pole!
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Mon May-14-07 11:33 AM
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9. NO, NO, not the purple spiders again, ahhhh |
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unka dick, help.
damn, them nyquil bongs is starten to mess with my head agin
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Mon May-14-07 11:33 AM
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10. "Shazam! I just turned Congress into a gang of impotent clowns." |
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Mon May-14-07 11:35 AM
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11. "Look, I'm doin' my Tai Chi. Heh heh." |
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Mon May-14-07 11:36 AM
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Bush: Stay the course. If we leave, it will be chaos. There is no civil war in Iraq.
Lady in the background: Look -- it's one of those talking Bush dolls! Looks and sounds just like the real thing!
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Mon May-14-07 11:37 AM
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13. W. is "thinking": "Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Yadda, yadda, yadda. I wish |
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I had a quarter for every time I had to wave as President. I'd have over a hundred bucks. That's like three videogames on sale."
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Mon May-14-07 11:44 AM
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15. A MoviePoopShoot.com exclusive: advance promo pic from "The Blivet: Reloaded" |
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A bit subtle, perhaps...But why not?
I'm not always just a drunken asshole- I can do other things!
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Mon May-14-07 11:45 AM
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16. Wait! Don't go! I haven't touched your head yet. n/t |
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Mon May-14-07 11:50 AM
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19. "STOP! I am the DECIDER! DON'T take that PICTURE!!" (Laughter ensued...) |
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Mon May-14-07 11:52 AM
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20. Why is Bill Clinton in the crowd taking photographs!?!?!??!?! |
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Mon May-14-07 12:00 PM
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21. Cast off you demons, God has told me to attack another country |
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Mon May-14-07 12:01 PM
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22. I had three, count'em, three, hot dogs for lunch today and mommy |
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said I STILL can't have my candy!!!
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Mon May-14-07 12:02 PM
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23. fending off evil with his left hand? |
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no wonder we are in trouble...
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Mon May-14-07 12:17 PM
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24. A few years ago, I read... |
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...that Bunnypants remarked that, in order to look Presidential, he JUST HAS TO WAVE! (It drives me NUTS,especially that "wigglily fingers" wave). Ever since then, he's been, 'President WAVEY'. Take notice whenever he comes or goes ANYWHERE......yet....he can't hide those lyin' eyes.
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Mon May-14-07 12:35 PM
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25. Stop, in the nam of lo..... |
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No, no, I can't continue. That is so wrong.
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Mon May-14-07 12:44 PM
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Mon May-14-07 12:39 PM
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26. "Then I taught the Emperor How To Use His Evil Power in Star Wars...just like this" |
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Mon May-14-07 12:40 PM
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Mon May-14-07 12:41 PM
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28. Q: Why does he always look simian? |
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Mon May-14-07 12:44 PM
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29. That was my first thought as well. |
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He literally looks like a chimp.
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Mon May-14-07 01:35 PM
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34. that blows the creationism theories all to hell, aye? |
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Mon May-14-07 12:44 PM
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31. "See this hand? It controls the newkular weapons. Feel safer now?" |
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Mon May-14-07 12:47 PM
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32. "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: X Men is a MOVIE! You AREN'T Magneto!" |
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"Well, damnit, I should be. Make things a heckuva lot easier . . . heh heh heh."
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Mon May-14-07 12:53 PM
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33. "For once, my hand is out of my ass... |
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It was taking my head's place."
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Mon May-14-07 02:25 PM
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35. Doing his Harry Belefonte impression |
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"man smart, but woman is unnh! smarter"
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Mon May-14-07 09:03 PM
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37. "I could chop a 2x4 in half with my right hand. But I'll just give you the Moe eye-poke instead" |
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