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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:04 PM
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NOOOOOO! Those damned Republicans ruin EVERYTHING!
http://wonkette.com/politics/homophonic-agenda-dept%27/newt-improved-260370.php



Above, possible Republican Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich, with Knut the Baby Polar Bear. Gingrich has been linked to Knut ever since he learned of former flame Butterstick’s tragic illness and left the formerly cute panda for a younger, more attractive animal.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:05 PM
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1. Where's the mama bear when you need her?
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:05 PM
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2. Bite Him Bite Him
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:06 PM
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3. C'mon Knut, go "bear" on him!
Colbert: "He's a BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Bake
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:07 PM
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4. It gives me the willies when Republicans smile
:scared:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:10 PM
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6. They always smile right before they're going to feast on living flesh.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:14 PM
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9. that's funny, it makes MY willie shrink when republicons smile...
or even get near me... :evilgrin:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:10 PM
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5. A bit ironic, since Republican policies lead to dead polar bears
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:11 PM
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7. Isn't bestiality illegal?
:spray:



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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:13 PM
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8. Run, Knut, run!!
:P
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:30 PM
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11. That's for OTHER people, silly.
It's good 'n moral if a RRRightie does it.
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Lobster Martini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:28 PM
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10. Thoughts going through the polar bear's mind...
"...Holy ...put me on sea ice, send me to Trump Marina, I don't care, just get me away from this guy!...and send some walrus meat...not for me, this guy looks like he needs some vitamin A."
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-14-07 05:56 PM
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12. A dumb animal. And a polar bear.
:dunce:

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