Unearthed! The Justice Department Loyalty Oath written by Monica Goodling

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Unearthed! The Justice Department Loyalty Oath written by Monica Goodling:

"I, (state your name), do solemnly swear
On, like, the biggest Bible ever,
Preferably one from Regent University,
That I will faithfully execute my duties
As they're passed down from Karl and Alberto and Monica
And occasionally a late-night phone call from a U.S. Senator or Representative from my state.
And will, to the best of my ability,
Prosecute any and all Democrats on voter fraud charges,
I mean really grind my boot into their face until they're unrecognizable,
And they need, like, a hundred and eighty stitches in their Democrat heads,
No matter how bogus the charges are,
And they will, trust me, be bogus as hell,
I will go after them, their families, their pets,
Their careers and their friends..."

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/5/15/72713/8821