To all Americans. The conservative movement seems to think that you are all crazed degenerates

[ck4829]

"Overturning Prop 8 will lead to a slippery slope of people marrying siblings, dogs, themselves, etc. Aaaaahhh!!!!111!one!!11"

That's right, a little piece of text in California law actually served as the lock on Pandora's Box, and that was the only thing keeping the human species from devolving into packs of sex-crazed animals that will try to copulate with anything that they could copulate with, be it human, animal, plant, corpse, machine, clone, deity, vehicle, food item, miscellaneous object, etc.

That's right, they really do seem to think that.

Just remember what they really think about you and your fellow citizens when you go vote this November.

[Angry Dragon]

1. Some of those things you list have been done already......

[EC]

12. And bragged about

by Republicans....

[DBoon]

13. who are still in office (nt)

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Ever notice that dogs belonging to wingnuts

have a very nervous look and twitch a lot?

[JVS]

3. Right now a gay marriage is being consumated on Ronald Reagan's grave!

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Probably the most fun Reagan has seen in 40 years.

I mean, look at Nancy fer chrissakes!

[Chan790]

4. Regarding marrying themselves,

I already fuck myself regularly out-of-wedlock, it would be nice to make an honest man out of myself.

I am a priest of a legitimate online religion, I wonder if I can marry me and me? If I do it in a funhouse can I claim it was witnessed by millions?

(They really think this is viable and they have the audacity to call me a crazed degenerate?!)

[damntexdem]

5. Hey, if one marries oneself, does one get an extra tax break?

;-)

[surrealAmerican]

15. Only if you file your taxes jointly ...

... with yourself.

[arbusto_baboso]

7. So if I clone myself and then marry my clone....

is it an incestuous gay marriage, or just a really elaborate form of masturbation?

[rbrnmw]

8. OMG Rush will want to do that he loves himself so much

[Chan790]

10. How disappointed would you be...

if you discovered you couldn't satisfy yourself in bed? It seems fraught with danger.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Ah, but I know all the things I like, so how could I fail?

But there would be the fight for mirror time, so, yes, it would not be without complications.

[rbrnmw]

9. Personally I want to marry Cartoon Character Johnny Bravo

I dig his shades

[tanyev]

14. I think it's because they're projecting.

[lunatica]

16. People will marry their dildos! And their blow up dolls!

Aaargh!

[cliffordu]

17. I AM a crazed degenerate.

I had sex with myself just last night.

I'm a bottom.

[rbrnmw]

18. LOL

[arbusto_baboso]

19. Just remember this rule: Kinky is when you use a feather....

Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

Crazed degenerate is when you vote Republican and molest donkeys.

[John Q. Citizen]

20. We are. We are humans, after all.... We are dropping bombs on people daily. That's pretty crazed.

Copulating with melons? Big deal.

[Froward69]

21. My entire adult life has been trying to become a

crazed degenerate. I have gone on searches looking for the clubhouse... I have been willing to pay the dues. and yet the ONLY

CRAZED DEGENERATE i have ever met... was a conservative republican. making and keeping his lifestyle illegal (to heighten the pleasure) was actually too much for me.