Breaking Falwell reported to have been in a meeting when he collapsed

[Botany]

A.P. 5/15/2007 Lynchburg, VA.

Reverand Jerry Falwell, 73, President of Liberty University and Pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church
was reportedly in a meeting with a Mr. Tinky Winky, of East Staffordshire, U.K. when he was stricken
this morning. Despite past differences Falwell had become close to Mr. Winky over the past few years.
His Thomas Road Baptist Church was reportedly ready to market "boy purses," for young Christian men.

Winky, 39 was escorted out of a back door from Falwell's office by campus police so as to avoid the
media. Winky and Falwell had recently been seen dining together at a "gentleman's club" in Richmond,
VA close to a condo where Mr. Winky lived. The deed on the Condo showed that the "President's
discretionary checking account paid for the $550,000.00 home on the James River.

Winky was unavailable for comment.

[feminazi]

1. You're sooooo bad!!

:)

[Botany]

7. When Falwell was going after Tinky Winky ...

... my son who was 4 @ the time said, "Dad doesn't he know that the Teletubbies are pretend?"

[WolverineDG]

15. Smart kiddo, Bot

must get it from his mom´s side. :hide:

All kidding aside, :loveya:

dg

[Bjornsdotter]

2. Now that is...

....damn funny.

Cheers :rofl:

[WinkyDink]

3. Careful, there! ;)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. LOL

[alcibiades_mystery]

5. ROFL

Hilarious.

Boy purses.

:rofl:

[leftchick]

6. omg

:rofl:

[formercia]

8. Jerry will be sorely missed

but not around here. :evilgrin:

[jhain]

9. BAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, Botany!! It's my birthday- you just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Jude

[Botany]

10. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

BTW do you like long walks on the beach @ sunset too?

Just saying :rofl:

[jhain]

11. 'I'm 5 minutes from the Atlantic.

How long will it take you to get here?

Thanks for the Birthday Wishes!

[Botany]

12. Well I am more of a Pacific Ocean for Sunset walks kinda guy.

The Atlantic is better for sunrises ..... guess we will have to "stay up"
all night.

:rofl:

Happy B-Day!

[jhain]

13. Pack your boy purse full of chain saws

you can help me with yard work after the sunrise walk after we stay up.......- I know you will use the saw RIGHT SIDE UP , unlike our fearless leader...........

Maybe we can carve a stump to resemble Tinky.

[Beaverhausen]

14. excellent!

:rofl: