Man Accused of Squirting Semen on Female Shoppers

[Liberal_in_LA]

Gaithersburg, MD -- A man is accused of squirting semen from a bottle onto shoppers at two shopping malls.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, has been charged with spraying the fluid on a shopper at a Giant Food store in Gaithersburg on July 15.

Police said he got the liquid on a woman and then snapped a photo of what he had done with his cell phone.

Edwards has also been charged in a similar incident at a Michaels craft store, also in Gaithersburg.

Police examined surveillance video and saw the suspect purchase groceries using his store bonus card.

In the doorway, the man can be seen squirting fluid from a bottle and taking a picture, police said.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-semen-attacker,0,470419.story

[slampoet]

1. I am so glad i have a healthy mind.

[Liberal_in_LA]

4. Did you see the smirk on the guy's face? OMG. See pic at link

[skypilot]

21. That's the very first thing I noticed.

It looks as though he's ready to squirt the photographer. Icky story accompanied by an icky photo.

[provis99]

35. hey, dude looks like LL Cool J!

ole LL was kind of a pervert around the ladies too.

[Liberal_in_LA]

84. you are right!

[zazen]

2. is this a new pornography genre? I ask in all seriousness

I'd rather not Google to find out.

[seabeyond]

3. gotta keep pushing the limits. how can a woman further be degraded....

think, think, think....

[Silent3]

6. Who is it who has "gotta"?

All men have "gotta"? The Grand Conspiracy of All Men who got together in their smoke-filled back room, came up with this plan while chomping cigars and swilling whiskey, then sent this guy out with his new assignment at the grocery store?

Why is every incident of anything bad a man does to a woman viewed by you as part of some trend, some organized plan, some movement, some something that can't possibly be merely as small as one whack job or one bad person doing an isolated wrong?

[seabeyond]

9. Why is every incident of anything bad a man does.... why is it that you would make such an all

encompassing statement like this to prove a point?

your post is full of assumptions and fabrications.

[Name removed]

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[AnArmyVeteran]

60. 'religious' men still want men to dominate women.

It seems the more fundamentalist a religion is the more they believe women should be subordinate to men. Most religious books I've read are all written by men and women are treated as property. Women's rights were a threat to a lot of men who believe that way. Right winger women must live abusive lives. Thugs like Limblah call women's right advocates 'femiNazis'. He must be very abusive to women with that kind of attitude. I think he's in his 4th wife so far.

[Silent3]

61. There's a difference between recognizing wrong...

...and getting conspiratorial about. And yes, I'm quite well aware men do more of this sort of thing than women. I'm not trying to excuse anything, just not crazy about phrasing that makes it sound like each and every bad act against any woman (as opposed to something big and political like opposing the ERA) is a plot.

Talking about people thinking they can get away with things, your post is downright rude and insulting, not to mention breaking forum rules, specifically calling any DU poster a "freep" just because they have a difference of opinion with you.

Hopefully you do "have the brains" (to merely echo your own phrasing back at you) to understand basic etiquette, and not treat everyone who disagrees with you as your worst enemy.

[Butch350]

25. oh please....

Hey, here's another cliché. Maybe he is a "racist".

He is obviously a sick man.

Hey, little johnny, don't squirt your sister with the garden hose because it's soooo degrading to women.

That's as bad as - "he is a racist" crowd.

That man is just a nut case, and it WOULD BE DEGRADING TO ANYONE that had this done to them and not just to women.

[iris27]

81. Yeah, but it's not being done to men, because sickos like this

aren't into degrading men -- they're into degrading women.

[chrisa]

41. Yup. It's sad.

And there's actually guys that watch this shit.

[Warren DeMontague]

47. Right. Everything is porn's fault.

Got a flat tire last week. Fucking porn.

[AnArmyVeteran]

54. If a couple are performing sex acts why is it only women are considered 'degraded'?

If we had true sexual equality then half the people would think it was men who were being degraded. From what I've read (cause I've never seen porn) it does sound like women can be, and are exploited though.

[seabeyond]

56. when you have porn with 6 guys raping a female and she is screaming and crying

... but really she likes it...

or many of the other porn videos intent is to degrade. the porn is not made for women. the porn is made for men. not saying women dont get off on it. many do. but much of the porn, the very intent, what gets the male off, is denegrating the woman.

shooting semen on a unknown woman and filming her is putting forth the effort to degrade that woman

[AnArmyVeteran]

58. I agree with you. I thought rape or violent scenes were illegal to make or sell.

According to the law they are. I read a story of a Vegas thug who made those films and is now in jail.

The sick guy in the store would have degraded men or women with that assault. He chose a female though and in a craft store where mostly women shop.

[Warren DeMontague]

71. This guy was arrested. Ergo, he was breaking the law.

Either it wasn't "porn", or "porn" is not legal.

So I'm not sure what you're complaining about, unless you don't mind being logically inconsistent.

[seabeyond]

72. i was responding to post 54 who made a reference to porn

when i was talking about porn, it was in response to that, not the man squirting semen.

"Either it wasn't "porn", or "porn" is not legal."

i really dont even know what you are talking about with this comment

[Warren DeMontague]

74. I'm saying, it doesn't have anything to do with porn.

And, the guy was arrested.

You talk about "porn pushing the boundaries"- fine, but this isn't porn. And if you want to call it porn, or pretend that somehow it has something to do with porn, the guy got arrested. So what the censors and anti-porn hand wringers wanted to happen, happened. Either it's not porn, or, if you insist on conflating it with porn, it's obviously a kind of porn that is apparently not legal to do. So whatever "boundaries" are being pushed, apparently they can't be pushed this far.

What am I talking about? I think it would be useful to stop conflating things that don't have anything to do with each other, like implying that, say, ozone depletion is somehow related to jaywalking. They're two separate things, and just because something bothers you doesn't mean you can blame every fucked up story in the world on it.

[seabeyond]

57. there are three different areas this has happened per this thread.

it is not a one and only.

you post not only does not make sense, but it is a fabricated argument to what i posted.

[Warren DeMontague]

70. You want to talk about fabricated arguments

show me what the hell the story in the OP has to do with "porn". Answer: Nothing, except maybe it involves semen, and so does porn.

[seabeyond]

73. you are taking this seriously. the poster asked a question, if it was

another genre of porn. i made a comment on that. it is a pretty reasonable statement to suggest that porn is pushed further and further in the degradation of women. it is not a secret.

[Warren DeMontague]

75. What's not a secret?

No, really. What's not a secret--- That because consenting adults can watch other consenting adults fuck, criminals are doing criminal things that have nothing to do with consenting adults watching other consenting adults fuck, and getting arrested for it?

[seabeyond]

76. you have jumped the shark on this.

having read both your posts, i will try to answer one more time. make of it what you will. poster was wondering if it was a new genre with porn. i thought it possible.... not probable, not absolute, but possible this may become a new thing to do shit like this and video girls, put on net. doesnt seem way out there to me. seems to me like people are pushing it further and further to get new shit out there.

that is all that was. no more. no less.

all the rest you are saying, whatevah. since it has little to nothing with what i was talking about.

[Warren DeMontague]

77. Given that the guy was arrested, don't you think that the hand-wringing over a "new genre of porn"

is a little, er, premature?

[seabeyond]

78. handwringing? and you arent playing a fuckin game

you throw in your little words to debase, as you lecture me on shit. not cute. not subtle. it is assinine.

i see three posts in different areas that this has happened. not the first time, not the last time... i imagine.

really, it seems to be you doing the handwringing making a comment about porn such a big deal. god forbid anyone says anything about, well... not sure where the issue is with you

[Warren DeMontague]

79. You're not addressing the central point.

If the guy was arrested, it's not going to be a "new genre of porn", at least, not legally, because what the dude was doing was AGAINST THE LAW.

You're conflating something you don't like, that you clearly have an axe to grind against (speaking of issues) with something that has nothing to do with it. Presumably, if you're interested in censorship or "stopping porn", well, whatever this guy was doing - if you want to call it porn or not - it's against the law. He was arrested.

So I'm not sure what more you want, or expect, unless you just want to complain about unrelated stuff that is bugging you.

[seabeyond]

80. it is your central point that i dont give a shit about and had nothing to do with my post

so of course i may not be addressing it. it does not matter to me. it matters to you

"You're conflating something you don't like, that you clearly have an axe to grind against (speaking of issues) with something that has nothing to do with it. Presumably, if you're interested in censorship or "stopping porn", well, whatever this guy was doing - if you want to call it porn or not - it's against the law. He was arrested. "

all of this is fabricated. i have not given you any of it. it is just you making up stuff about me. i dont do that with people. i dont like it. and i am certainly not going to acknowledge your fabrications as truth.


"So I'm not sure what more you want, or expect, unless you just want to complain about unrelated stuff that is bugging you."

no. you do not know what i expect or want. because there is nothing i expect or want. so thank you for not telling me what i expect and want. because that would be again, you fabricating, something that i do not expect or want.

our (female) reality is, .... we start hearing about stuff men do to us. oh, say, like put fuckin cameras on shoes to look up fuckin skirts. or put fuckin cameras thru key holes and put on net. or fuckin get us to take pictures of ourselves to hand out to friends or put on net. or fuckin buy us a drink with a drug in it.

i could go on and on

when we hear new games guys like to play, we have to wonder if this is going to be the new game to degrade, invade, violate female

not your reality

it is ours.

[Warren DeMontague]

82. All that stuff is terrible. And illegal.

And has nothing to do with "porn".

[zappaman]

5. now this is against the law too?

the US in slowly turning into the former USSR...

[Trajan]

13. Excuse me ....

One cannot take their hand, balled into a fist, and strike another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, open handed, and strike another without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, grasp a metal rod, and strike another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, lift a baseball bat, and strike another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, lift a heavy rock, and throw it so that it strikes another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, fill a glass with acid, and pour it upon another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....

One cannot take their hand, fill a glass with phlegm, and pour it upon another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....


Why the fuck do you think it would be 'legal' to fill a bottle with semen, and pour it upon another person without cause ?

Some numbskulls that show up here in DU ..... Sheeesh ...

It's ASSAULT ! .... and assault has been 'against the law' for many centuries in most 'civilized' countries ...

[pipi_k]

18. Sorry...I know I shouldn't laugh, but...

It's the "without cause" part of the following two that got me going...



One cannot take their hand, fill a glass with phlegm, and pour it upon another person without cause .... That would be assault and/or battery ....


Why the fuck do you think it would be 'legal' to fill a bottle with semen, and pour it upon another person without cause ?


If striking someone with a fist in self defense would be OK, would throwing phlegm or semen in self defense be OK?

And how would one judge what's self defense when one is dealing with phlegm and semen?


:7

[Trajan]

20. Well ... chuckles ... it was just easier ....

One CAN strike another ... in self defense ... they would then have 'cause' ... a legal nicety ...

One might be able to argue they had cause to pour acid on someone IF they had no other choice, in order to defend their own life ...

One might also, if they happened to have a jar of semen around the house, use it in self defense .... It is remotely conceivable ....

So yes .... 'without cause' is still valid, though not intuitive ...

But, point made and accepted .... Cut and paste made me do it ...

(edit: Remotely conceivable ???? .... :eyes:)

[pipi_k]

24. Oh no...not again!!!

hahahaha!!!

One might also, if they happened to have a jar of semen around the house, use it in self defense .... It is remotely conceivable ....



"That's right, officer...I just happened to have an old pickle jar filled with semen sitting on the dining room table, so I threw it at the burglar..."



Thanks for the giggles...the movie in my mind is priceless! :7

[Trajan]

26. Well ... not on the table ...

In the freezer, where all good respectable decent citizens keep their semen jars ....

It will go bad on the table ....

:evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

89. Hey, I always carried some for self-defense in college, didn't you?

'Course it got pretty messy in the dining hall when someone would yell, "spooge war!!"

[Maru Kitteh]

62. Are you serious? You think this should be legal? I'm not being facetious, I want to know.

[BootinUp]

7. Good thing they caught this sicko at an early stage

of his problem.

[LisaL]

10. He is out on bail.

[Chan790]

19. I wish you were kidding...

I really do. I know you're not...and the sick moron's probably out doing it again.

[LisaL]

30. Unfortunately I am not kidding. The article says he is out on bail.

[virgogal]

8. Jesus--I'm gagging here.

[lpbk2713]

11. They ought to do every STD test imaginable.

And the more expensive the better, excellent if they charge extra for testing on weekends.

Then send that asshole the bill. Let him know he won't be out of jail until the bill is fully paid.

[Warpy]

15. Yeah, aerosolized semen

while unlikely to carry much of it, can still carry HIV and it's likely to be breathed in and go into other mucosa, like the eyes. People who got squirted need to get tested for that and Hep B.

This bastard should be hauled in for testing every week over the next 6 months to make sure he's not carrying HIV or Hep B.

He's probably a punk looking for immortality on You Tube.

He could do with deballing since he misuses his.

[HipChick]

12. sad thing is not all his victims have come forward..

[G_j]

14. it happened here

(western NC)

very similar story

[Initech]

16. There are some seriously sick motherfuckers in our society.

[USArmyParatrooper]

17. Squirting semen on shoppers - new meaning to "money shot"

Sorry, I know that was horrible.

[AnArmyVeteran]

34. Seriously, isn't coughing or sneezing on someone a more dangerous threat?

I'm not making excuses for a deranged sicko, but a person has a far greater chance of getting sick from someone coughing or sneezing on another person. Rude people do it all the time in public without covering their mouths or noses. I think they should be arrested for disregarding the health of others.

The guy who used semen as a weapon should be in a mental hospital.

[LostinVA]

40. Sneezing isn't sexual assault -- which is what this is

Anyone who thinks this guy isn't "building up" to rape needs to read up on these type of sociopaths. He may have already done something like that.

The guy DOES NOT deserve to be in a mental hospital, he needs to be in prison. I sincerely doubt he's mentally ill.

[pipi_k]

59. Now there's a new one on me...

Do all normal men do what he did?

[immoderate]

65. I think he's more mental than criminal.

But then again, prison is what we do with most of our mental patients.

Could you say he's perfectly normal? How about somewhat imperfectly abnormal? :shrug:

--imm

[kelly1mm]

67. This is not sexual assault per the state laws of MD. Lexis has the

code on line for free if you wish to check it out. Here is a link:

http://www.lib.umd.edu/guides/MDAnnCodes.html

[Steely_Dan]

22. Lovely....n/t

[MajorChode]

23. He deserves to be strapped to a chair and beat to death with rock hammers

Starting at the toes and working upwards.

[Trajan]

28. Sorry ....

That seems preposterously extreme ....

Cmon ..... tortured to death for assault ?

[MajorChode]

29. I could live with him being thrown out of a helicopter screaming

[JonLP24]

92. How about a trial first?

[Stevenmarc]

27. Someone really wants to get on Maury

with the rest of the serial semen squirters

[flyarm]

31. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[panader0]

32. "from a bottle"

when I first saw the OP I had a different vision

[petronius]

39. We had one of the 'other method' in our campus library - I don't recall if

he was ever caught but there were warning signs up around the study areas for a few months. Nasty stuff, nobody that I heard thought it was funny...

[lib2DaBone]

33. is there not enough sick fuckers in this world already... we have to post this?

[freeplessinseattle]

36. Similar thing happened to a friend's colleague at a mall

except the guy didn't use a bottle. He asked her to get something high up for him and as she was reaching up there with a hook she felt something on here leg. She was so freaked she went home for the rest of the day, and unfortunately they didn't catch the guy. That time anyway.

I hope this guy gets a long sentence, deservingly, but probably depends on the judge. Hope he gets a female judge.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

90. I had some sick fuck --

try to jack-off on my car's passenger window after a concert back in the 80s. It was incredibly disgusting. :puke:

[Odin2005]

37. Good God, that guy is fucked up it the head.

Sounds like some kind of sick fetish. :puke:

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[lib2DaBone]

42. So what is unique about mentally deranged, sick human beings?

As a society.. we should be ashamed that we produce these individuals.

[LostinVA]

44. We didn't produce him -- he was born that way

This dude isn't emntally ill, I'll warrant.

[zappaman]

43. maybe he was just trying out one of these recipes?

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/51989



after all, he WAS at a grocery store...

[noamnety]

45. Takes a special kind of genius to use your shopper's loyalty card

when you do it.

Glad they caught him - and doubly glad it was through his own stupidity. Extra karma point for that.

[Vickers]

46. Miggs?

Jesus, what a fucking weirdo.

[Warren DeMontague]

48. He was making a statement about our corporate-owned, consumer-driven society.

Clearly, you are not schooled in the appropriate levels of dialectical materialist commentary and performance art, or you would recognize the anti-capitalist art this peaceful protester was making.

[JI7]

49. if i had a gun i would have shot him, but without a gun i would have phsyically attacked him in some

way to cause a lot of pain if he did that to me.

fucking gross asshole

[Bluebear]

50. Thank you, moderators, for the quick action on the poster who praised this criminal.

Enjoy your pizza.

[LostinVA]

52. I second that

[Warren DeMontague]

51. Let's just hope he hasn't spent the past 10 years or so working at a restaurant.

Seriously. Yuk.

[pipi_k]

63. If they offer the "special sauce", always say "no thank you" n/t

[undeterred]

55. Why is this worth discussing on a political forum?

:shrug:

[Book Lover]

64. Because sexual assault is a political topic worth discussing? (nm)

[kelly1mm]

68. Technically not sexual assault per MD law. Here is a link to Lexis

if you want to check it out.

http://www.lib.umd.edu/guides/MDAnnCodes.html

[Book Lover]

83. Ugh. And thank you much for the info (nm)

[immoderate]

66. Why do you ask?

--imm

[Hell Hath No Fury]

91. Social justice for women.

Many of us would like to be able to go out into the world without having some asshoe squirt semen on us, or shoot video up our dresses, or spy on us in bathrooms or changing rooms, or rub up against us on buses, or rape us or batter us or kill us for being women.

Maybe that's why.

This is an important discussion and it is equally important that men here see what women have to deal with in our country on a daily basis.

[mike r]

69. The middle name Wayne strikes again

[underpants]

85. THANK YOU

:rofl: I was just about to post that

Do NOT name your kid Wayne at least as a middle name

[spinbaby]

86. Weird, I just ran across a similar story from Japan

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2010/08/07/soaring-summer-temperatures-raise-fears-of-a-profusion-of-perversions/

[Evasporque]

87. That is some messed up wild oat sewing for sure...

Anyone teach him about where babies come from...

I bet he is one of those people that leave a single pube on the toilet seat.

nasty...

:puke:

[Arkana]

88. I wonder if Mr. Edwards was a local Republican Party chair.