BREAKING: 2 republican presidential candidates injured in fracas

[SoCalDem]

They were brawling over who would be delivering the eulogy, and Tommy Thompson insisted that Jerry would have wanted him to do it.

John McCain put on his growly face and told them all to F-off and Mitt Romney kicked Giuliani in his Chiclet chompers..

Tancredo could not be reached for comment (he was on immigrant patrol somewhere near the border)...

Duncan Hunter wrestled a news crew to the ground while trying to grab the microphone..

HuckleberryHuckabee offered to bring twigberry sandwiches to the wake..

Another guy was wandering around muttering.."I'm Ron Paul,somebody talk to me dammit!"

Apparently they will be on the FOX Eul-a-thon scheduled immediately after the Great Debate..

The casket will be lined in Tinkywinky purple satin

Tony Snow will be master of ceremonies, but will not answer any questions, in case there is an ongoing investigation somewhere in the US.

[debbierlus]

1. Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

:rofl:

[watercolors]

2. COOL!

nt

[Vinca]

3. LOL - it's probably true. nt

[SoCalDem]

4. You KNOW they will all say something about him at the "debate"

:)

[driver8]

5. I hope the MSM doesn't see this post...they'll post it as a news story! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

7. I hope they do.

:D

[Swamp Rat]

6. LOL!

[CallBox7]

8. Something to consider...

They held the first debate on the tomb of Ronald Regan. Maybe they can schedule the next one at Jerry's crypt?

[SoCalDem]

9. starring barbara Bush as "the crypt-keeper" ??

:)

[newyawker99]

21. Hi Callbox7!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Bozita]

10. Tonight's beauty contest may begin as a Eul-a-thon, but it'll end in a group Eulogasm!

[SoCalDem]

13. I thought the debate was tomorrow..

I will have to watch the rerun.

[shenmue]

11. The people at the fundamentalist tv and radio stations must be going berserk

:crazy:

Wonder how they're going to deal with this?

[malaise]

12. Damn this is funny

Should make for a great debate tonight

[SoCalDem]

19. So..how was the debate? Did McCain implode on camera? n/t

[Hardrada]

14. McCain shouted at a baby that began screaming and the fight

resumed for another ten minutes. Table and chairs flew since "everyone had to get his licks in." The police arrived and all were charged with misdemeanors except the baby who was held on pending charges.

[SoCalDem]

15. Did Mccain eat the baby? He's got anger issues

:)

[Hardrada]

16. Baby safe in police custody.

McCain lightly reprimanded!

[underseasurveyor]

17. Ahahahahahahaha LOLROTFLMAO Oh Oh Oh hahahaha

:rofl: :spray:

[merh]

18. *can't breath*

:rofl:


DUzy Worthy, will submit once I can breath again :rofl:


:thumbsup:

[SaveAmerica]

20. Is that a city in Brazil?

[SoCalDem]

22. Is What a city in Brazil?

:shrug:

[rasputin1952]

23. The way these guys are, it better be one hell of a big coffin....

They all need room to climb in w/Jerry!

I guess they couldn't ask for more for the GOP "debates"...Reagan's tomb/temple, Falwell's death...Jeez what is coming before the next "debate"?....:scared: