My wallet is going into rehab

[DefenseLawyer]

Poor guy, turns out that all those political contributions were just a cover for what looks like a serious drug problem. It's quite a shock to find out your walllet is a junkie (and possibly insane) but then again, the warning signs were there. If only it had been drug tested before the 2008 campaign. But noooooo, back then everyone acted like nothing was wrong. The Obama campaign looked the other way at my wallet's drugged out, professional liberal ways. If only they had spoken up back then. Well, better late than never. I'm sure my wallet can kick the habit. The first step will be to stay closed for a long, long time.

[LaurenG]

1. rofl

:highfive:

[KansasVoter]

2. Great!

[asdjrocky]

3. And just think of all the drugs you can buy with the money you save!

It's a win-win!

[FiveGoodMen]

4. Mine, too.

Whatever's in my wallet now is all I'm going to have.

The Catfood Commission will make sure of it.

[DJ13]

5. My wallet also failed the test

[slay]

6. Same here

gonna have to quote mr dopey on this one:

[earth mom]

7. Ha! Love it!

:thumbsup:

[Rex]

8. I promise to donate to a candidate if he/she can prove he/she passed a piss test!

Let us have the rules equalized, also they have to have at least 3 references! No relatives.

[Rosco T.]

9. It will be forced back open...

.. if the 'Thugs get in charge, glad you plan to help them.

[DefenseLawyer]

11. You're either with us or with the terrorists, is that it?

My wallet is passed out in his own vomit right now, but if he comes to I'll be sure to pass that along.

[RainDog]

13. LOL.

great thread.

[eleny]

10. Addicted to the Democratic Party? Oh noes!!!!!!!!!

[DefenseLawyer]

14. My wallet was so high it actually supported labor and public health

and the even public works programs and the regulation of business. You know, the kind of crazy far left policies that only a wallet in the depths of an ether binge could support.

[Touchdown]

12. I had to have been on drugs to get caught in the "hope" parade 2 years ago

I know better than this.

[Catherina]

15. Very wittily done. Rec'd. n/t

[Poboy]

16. funny k&r -nt

[Yuugal]

17. K&R

[Vinca]

18. It seems the only thing politicians understand is the language of money.

My wallet's in rehab, too . . . what there is left of it.

[Eyerish]

19. Excellent...

K&R

[PA Democrat]

20. My bank account was addicted as well.

Automatic debits every month to pay for what I've now learned were DRUGS! Thank God that after I cut out the money spent on drugs I was able to afford the increased premiums for my health insurance. Hopefully I can send my bank account to rehab without losing everything I own!

[piratefish08]

21. 20 replies and nobody has rushed in to call you a traitor?

a new record!

[fogonthelake]

22. LOL great post

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. heheh

:evilgrin:

[carolinayellowdog]

24. Agree wholeheartedly

Sure, progressives have "nowhere to go" when it comes to voting. Never voted R and never will. But I did donate to and work for D's, and never will do that again as they don't need the contributions or labor of any "fucking retards."

[walldude]

25. K& Fucking R

Some seriously great shit right there man... Daily Show Material.. :toast: