Tonight, a Very Special GOP Tribute to Jerry Falwell

[NYCGirl]

And people think DUers are bad? This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time:


http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-heartfelt-tributes/tonight-a-very-special-gop-tribute-to-jerry-falwell-260651.php

Oh, tonight’s Republican debate in South Carolina should be really good, as the 10 douchebags fall over each other trying to give the most praise to racist bag-of-shit Jerry Falwell, whose Jabba-like corpse is still warm yet comically unresponsive.

Mitt Romney: As a faithful believer in the exact same Jesus that Jerry Falwell so faithfully served as a fellow Christian who believed in the same Jesus all Christians so faithfully believe in, I just want you to know I’m not actually a Scientologist Polygamist Space Monster Frenchman, and Reverend Falwell was, like me, a firm believer in Jesus and the ghost of Jesus, Amen fellow Christians. Y’all.

WALNUTS! McCain: Reverend Falwell was my best friend and we both loved Jesus so much. We prayed together every day about the countries I would bomb when I’m president, and how we would bomb everything, and Jesus would guide our missiles. I will bomb everything. I will blow up the world.

Rudy Giuliani: I, I just want to say, that, that on 9/11, when I was leading America, with … with the help of Judith, I mean Jesus, I mean Jerry, Jerry Falwell … we had our, our differences, but in the end … uh, he died. Uh, 9/11 … abortion’s very good, I mean bad. Jesus ….

Ron Paul: The Constitution doesn’t allow for Jerry Falwell to die.

[AX10]

1. Sounds right!

[shenmue]

2. Heeheehee

:rofl:

:patriot:

[Solly Mack]

3. Seance? necrophilia? both?

I think when you're massaging the dead, it's Necrophilia.

[Bombtrack]

4. and you thought falling overthemselves to blow Reagans corpse was embarrassing

[Jim Warren]

5. Won't be a dry eye in the house

They all know about that fundie donation gravy train Jer has set up.