Dear God: You forgot to take Pat Robertson too.

[DontTreadOnMe]

Shouldn't they be together?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Don't these things happen in threes?

C'mon God, how about a trifecta? :-)

[StarryNite]

3. Ha!

[TahitiNut]

4. Falwell, Robertson, and Dobson ... Fred Phelps will offer the eulogies.

:evilgrin:

[Fridays Child]

12. Finally! An appropriate venue for Phelps' spew.

It would be just like vomiting on himself.

[Bozita]

2. Pat is needed here to help out with the upcoming hurricane season

He can actually steer hurricanes, you know.

[rurallib]

7. 'Spect Pat will blow the heart with his 2,000 pound leg presses

And Dobson bound to blow a valve "correcting" children.
Fred Phelps leader of the religious right. All hail Fred!

[shenmue]

5. Only one seat on God's airport shuttle this time

Don't worry. He'll come 'round for Pat yet.

[youngdem]

6. If Falwell, Robertson, Benny Hinn, Tammy Faye, Dobson and Phelps all go this week

I will consider it a true, divine miracle, I will swear off my unbending atheism and declare a celibate dedication to a life of selfless, pious devotion to the word of the Lord our God and servitude to the poor.

C'mon....I don't mind being wrong! C'mon!

[Warpy]

8. Uh, don't forget Moon

The inspiration for the lot of them.

[youngdem]

18. You are so right. Moon certainly belongs on the list.

[Arugula Latte]

9. Not Tammy Faye, though.

She shouldn't be put in that company. She's spoken out for gay people, etc.

[mtnester]

11. I agree - Tammy Faye certainly is a poster child for true repentance

I wish her a peaceful exit, and hassle free entrance...it would be nice if Falwell is abe to watch her pass through and fully understand WHY she gets to get in and he remains a beggar at the gates.

[niyad]

10. dobson, robertson, falwell, bakker, haggard, and ALL their ilk.

[earth mom]

13. I was wondering the same thing. eom

[paparush]

14. Can we squeeze in Ralph Reed and Paige Patterson?

[librechik]

15. I'm sure She has something very special planned for Pat.

His time will come.

[npincus]

16. paging Satan... paging Satan....

[greenbriar]

17. works for me

things happen in threes


I would like to add el-lushbo to this list

[maveric]

19. Phylis Shafily is still existing.

:(