Fred Phelps and crew to protest at Jerry Falwell's funeral

[Ferret Annica]

From: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

"WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell's Funeral!!


WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.


Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!



America, Cursed of God

Now, this will be an interesting spectacle
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[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. I'm oddly happy with Fred Phelps today.

Never thought I'd say that.

:rofl:

[Hardrada]

4. Those guys sure deserve each other!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. My only regret...

is that Phelps won't be around to protest his own funeral.

:D

[JackBeck]

13. But I will.

:D

[Hardrada]

24. LOL!

[The Count]

67. A beaut!

:rofl:

[lies and propaganda]

70. no shit!!!

hysterical that I finally dont mind one of his asinine protests.

[Raine]

72. "A pox on both their houses"... nt

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[EdwardM]

2. Wow, that was quick!!!

Phelps was looking weak in "The Most Hated Family in the world." He is back in the game, hating on everyone. He must have gotten some of that Pat Robertson miracle shake.

[Lex]

3. I love it when they start to eat their own.

nt

[Left Is Write]

15. Fred Phelps hating on Jerry Falwell is not an example of "them eating their own."

Phelps is in a category all by his lonesome.

[Lex]

20. Homophobes eating homophobes.

The degree within the category matters not to me.

[Ferret Annica]

74. It is very ironic, isn't it?

[PegDAC]

35. Or all by his loathsome! n/t

[Tigress DEM]

45. Phelps is in his own creepy world hating everyone but his family.

Reminds me of that X files episode with the mom on a wheeled car creeper who slept under her son's beds when she wasn't having sex with their freak-show selves.

Phelps is so creepy he's like an undescribible car accident that just makes you feel sick to think about.

But the good news is I found a new fav web site www.evilgopbastards.com

[xmas74]

84. I remember that episode.

It was rather nasty, what with all of their malformed babies being buried and all.

[Infomaniac]

56. I think you meant to say " a category all by his loathsome."

Or maybe not. :)

[Recursion]

40. Dispensationalists and millenialists are not "their own" to each other

And we have to remember, shocking as it may sound, as a dispensationalist Falwell actually represented the more urbane and tolerant faction of evangelicalism. His most vehement detractors were usually millenialists and calvinists like Phelps (well, ok, nobody is like Phelps, but still...)

It's kind of like Shi'ism -- Shi'ites are a lot more "liberal" and pro-Western than Sunnis, but because of that they don't hide their differences with us and we tend to hear their complaints a lot more. Similarly, Falwell and his dispensationalist ilk are/were "moderate" enough that they could actually get on the media, while the millenialist crowd never would be able to.

[deepthought42]

5. Ummm...okaaayyyyy....

I already knew he was crazy but wow... PSYCHO!

He sure is brave though... You couldn't pay me to go near that funeral! :scared:

[DFW]

7. Fine. Let him.

I hope there isn't a law enforcement officer within
ten miles of that confrontation. Why interrupt a
little squabble among friends?

[Sequoia]

8. Billy Grahm a backslidder?

[Left Is Write]

12. Remember, Fred Phelps hates everyone.

He's certifiable. A real genuine bats-in-the-belfry type guy.

I can't think of a single prominent person Phelps DOES like.

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

44. The opposite of Will Rogers - never met a man he did like

What a crazy, nasty, semi-humn being.

[Tigress DEM]

47. In his old age he is thinking about some things Jesus said.

I've read articles where Graham is not as supportive of GW as he was of the father and Billy mentions justice issues like caring for the poor.

So he is thinking for himself a little more. He isn't raising his voice against the administration but he can't bring himself to spout bushit either.

See how Phelps would not like the guy.

[liberalEd]

9. Aha! Something nice I can say about Jerry Falwell...

He wasn't as kooky as Fred Phelps.

[whistle]

10. So Fred Phelps thinks he will move into the vacuum supposedly left

...by Jerry Falwell's death? Phelps style bigotry and homophobia to the extreme, a Category 5 Homophoburricane!

[Left Is Write]

11. Gee, I'm so surprised at that.

I about fell off my chair laughing, though, at his use of the word "corpulent."

[underpants]

14. Talk radio, pro wrestling, prefab salvation

all share the same tactic of glorious self advertising.

[Kelly Rupert]

16. God, Fred Phelps pisses me off.

Well, at least this might turn a few fundies firmly against Mr. Phelps' particular breed of conservative Christianity.

[Arugula Latte]

17. OMG ... Falwell was too much of a damn LIBERAL for Phelps!

:rofl:

[RB TexLa]

22. Everyone is. I'm sure he will protest his wife's funeral

[Speck Tater]

18. "The unpardonable sin" is questioning Phelps?

Hmmm. I thought the unpardonable sins were "Cruciatus", "Imperius", and "Avada Kadavra".

[TlalocW]

25. Those are the unforgiveable curses

Silly.

TlalocW

[The Count]

68. You two are both sinners and read bad bad books! You are not supposed to know

them things!

[Perky]

55. No but apparently the seven deadly sins include

Sneexy, sleepy, bashful, Doc and ummm oh wait.. that's the seven deadly dwarves

[Swamp Rat]

19. LOL! ... Fred Phelps is insane.

:D

[parasim]

21. well doesn't that beat all...

Although I thought Falwell said something about Graham being a tool of the satan or something...

Who can keep these nutballs and their doofus ideas straight??

[sheerjoy]

23. No wonder.....

the lost world thinks the Christian world are NUTS with such as this. I stand ashamed.

[txaslftist]

42. You've nothing to be ashamed of.

The followers of guys like Phelps and Falwell are just as lost, probably more so, than any of the rest of the lost world. Don't let the fact that they call themselves Christians affect how you view your own Christianity. Didn't Christ talk about them? The guys who stood up in front of men to make a show of their faith, the guys who used their religion to turn God's house into a house of Mammon, the guy who went down to pray and thanked God for not making him like the publican...

There's the narrow way and broad way, and these folks chose not to follow the narrow way, but instead chose a path about as far from Christ's teaching as you can get in this world. I suspect that their leaders are are in even more trouble for leading so many of the flock astray with this malarky.

[slackmaster]

26. The world got just a little weirder today

So glad I became agnostic in my teens.

[Jim Warren]

32. No shit, huh

I thought the link was to a parody site at first.....someone please tell it is.

[niyad]

27. this is even mroe fun than when phrooty phelps picketed fungus (aka "focus on the family"

because "they didn't hate gays enough"

I LOVE piranha feeding frenzies!!

[LiberalArkie]

28. I could not get to their site because of our companies proxy.. Interesting repl;y

You have attempted to access a site that is not consistent with XXXXXXXX's Internet Usage Policy.

Your request to "http://www.godhatesamerica.com/" was denied because of its content categorization "Racism and Hate".

[dave_p]

29. "irrefragable"??

That's beyond even my "words to use when in trouble" list.

They've got more guts than the likes of Falwell ever had, though. It's a shame they share his lack of compassion. I guess He who sows the wind, etc.

[hootinholler]

38. Right up there with lucre.

I had to grab a dictionary.

-Hoot

[Renew Deal]

30. Falwell was too tolerant of gays.

Phelps is a nut. Imagine the scene when he dies.

[rasputin1952]

31. I know people that have been saving their urine for years...

awaiting that day...:D

[spanone]

33. Geeeeeeeeez. go away.

[Vogon_Glory]

34. Well, They Do Deserve Each Other...

As far as I'm concerned, Fallwell's political followers and Fred Phelp's flock richly deserve each other. I hope they have the joy of each other's company.

Perhaps, though, some small good might come out of some of Fallwell's followers seeing Phelps and his bunch in action. Maybe a good look at Phelps will knock down that wall of self-righteous denial and some of the Fallwellites will get a look at their own reflections.

[txaslftist]

36. that was the deep thought of the day.

Nicely done.

[greenbriar]

37. now that is one protest I would celebrate

I agree this time

[Mutley]

39. Fred Phelps is one bizarre creature.

:silly:

[Skidmore]

41. "...sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre."

Huh? What the hell does that mean?

[hlthe2b]

85. Be proud, I think, that neither of us has a clue what that means...

I take that as a badge of honor...

[TankLV]

90. Falwell is an Armenian?

ya learn somethin every day...

[Tigress DEM]

43. Didn't Falwell get caught having sex w/minor in a hotel room?

I can't find the information on the web, but I thought Baker and Falwell were the first national preachers to get caught with their hypocritic pants down.

[Bjornsdotter]

51. Are you thinking of

....Jimmy Swaggart?

Cheers

[Tigress DEM]

54. You are correct. Dug him up and found worse. Yewww!

WOW! What an up to date list of rethuglican losers!

Thank you Babylonian from BARTCOP.com

Mon May 07/07 12:03 PM

http://www.bartcopnation.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=715

"Stop Republican Pedophilia!"


* Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.


* Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

* Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for attempted rape of a juvenile.

* Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.


* Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.


....................


Far down on the list
<snip>
Republican preacher Jimmy Swaggart preached fidelity, but cheated on his wife with a prostitute

[paparush]

46. Watch for a tear to open in the Space Time Continuum

As hate chases hate into the metaphysical thereafter.

[Wiley50]

50. Someone needs to furnish both sides with fully automatic weapons for this encounter

It would be like a molotov in a fireworks factory

[paparush]

53. That's the Best Idea I've heard all day. Prove once and for all that guns don't kill people...

Its the right wing, lunatic, Christo-Fascists, kool-aide-drinkers that kill people.

[Monk06]

48. Fred Phelps gets hit on by fake gay Austraian Jounalist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZPsTM-4qgg

[BushOut06]

57. Awesome find

Wonder how much it would take for one of his people to assault someone?

[Monk06]

60. They're MO is to provoke violence from others. They're all lawyers ....

trying to instigate 1st ammendment lawsuits for
cold cash from out of court 'settlements'

It seldom works but they keep trying.

[Junkdrawer]

49. Ya look up 'Poetic Justice" in a dictionary....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Dukkha]

52. Phelps is so deep in the closet

he's finding Christmas presents. Does this guy even have an agenda anymore? I think he gets erotic pleasure from protesting funerals no matter who it is.

[Joanne98]

58. Oh it's so perfect!

[WindRavenX]

59. wow.

I think the universe just imploded at the irony of this...:rofl:

[sakabatou]

61. Clash of the Fundies

[nini]

62. You just can't make this stuff up... reality is more bizarre than fiction

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[laylah]

63. I have held my tongue

for the better part of this day; however, I can no longer do so.

Falwell was a despicable and poor excuse of a human being, let alone a "Christian". May this evil one find peace, wherever it is available.

That said, Phelps SUCKS and I pray, will suffer a much greater "passing" than Falwell. Evil, evil, everywhere!

[BushOut06]

65. Wouldn't it be ironic if a gay person were to save Phelp's life sometime?

Let's say that Phelps is at a restaurant and starts choking, and it's a gay waiter or customer who jumps in to save his life. Wonder how he would react.

[Madspirit]

64. The Utter Irony.

This is hilarious. I cannot believe the irony of this.
Lee

[kskiska]

66. Maybe Mike Gallagher will give them air time on his radio program instead

the way he did for the VA Tech victims' funerals. Somehow, though, I don't think Phelps will want to miss this one.

[yella_dawg]

69. WBC??

I thought it was William Jefferson Clinton...

[Raine]

71. Phelps is completely NUTZ

I have no love for Falwell but :wtf:!!!! Phelps should be committed cause he is certifiably insane!!!

[jazzjunkysue]

73. Like a bad car wreck, I wanted to go to the site, but was afraid....

And I'm never afraid of anything.

That guy should be locked up for his own safety. Plastic knives, no underwear, the whole nine yards.

Wow. This Phelps nutjob is news to me.

Brainbleach, please.
:puke:

[WilliamPitt]

75. The funeral will become a quantum singularity of suck.

It will bend light.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

77. ...

:rofl:

[TankLV]

92. God you have a way with words, bill...

[philosophie_en_rose]

78. That's gross. Phelps and his ilk are pigs.

I couldn't care less about Falwell, his reputation, or his sycophants.

However, I will never support any of Phelp's Chick tract fearmongering hatred.

Phelps is picketing because Falwell was allegedly not hateful enough. That's really rich.

I don't care that Falwell died, but I do think Phelps is worthy of a Samuel L. Jackson quote.

[piedmont]

79. Oh, that's perfect.

I love a good fundamentalist trainwreck.

[Quixote1818]

80. It's the clash of the Tinky Winky haters!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Ferret Annica]

82. Tinky Winky haters unable to give one another professional courtesy

This is one of those things that one cannot just make up. Because if there is a Hell, Phelps, Robertson and Falwell will eventually share the same suite in that realm. Guaranteed.

[Dark]

81. "Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!" I can't believe it. I agree with Fred Phelps. eom

[Ferret Annica]

88. Looks like Free Republic has discovered that Phelps plans on picketting...

...the funeral. This should be an interesting FReeper dumb pet tricks thread complete with claims that Phelps is a Democrat in good standing doing what the Democratic party wants.

In other words, more of the usual from them.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1834779/posts

Someone needs to look into who is funding these leftist agent provocateurs. It's no secret that Phelps is a registered Democrat, a former Gore Delegate, campaigned for office as a Democrat, and proclaimed himself a LIBERAL. These idiots are paraded by the "Mainstream" media all the time to try to generate sympathy for homosexuals.
I am willing to bet that not a word of the protest of Falwell will be mentioned. They can't have their favorite agent provocateur exposed.

This is beyond sick.

Phelps' garbage reads like a DU post.


1 posted on 05/16/2007 3:16:20 PM PDT by ipwnedu50

[Dark]

89. I almost want to go to see their heads explode

"He hates gays!"

"But he hates the military!"

"But he's religious!"

"But he hates America!"

:nuke:

:evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

83. Oddly enough, I doubt old Fred gets rich off of his pompous pontificating

Jerry does. This protest is oddly appropriate since I'm 100% sure God hates them both for the evil they perpetrate in his name.

[piedmont]

86. Fred's a much more noble hateful bigot.

He does it out of conviction instead of money-lust.

[Warren DeMontague]

87. Fred Phelps apparently thinks HE is the Holy Ghost.

What a nut. Boy, think anyone is going to want to show up at HIS funeral without a protest sign?

[Canuckistanian]

91. Let Falwell's people get a taste of intolerance

See how THEY like it.