What Rev. Falwell is saying RIGHT NOW:

[mw]

"Wow! It sure is hot up here in heaven!"

[Marblehead]

1. god to jerry in a cuban accent

"Jerry!! you gotta lotta splainin' to do"

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. I am reminded of a joke

Oral Robers, Billy Graham and Jerry Falwell are sharing a jet (private, of course) on their way to a televangelist convention when God calls them home (ie the jet crashes.) For their sins, God sends them to Hell for a hundred years, after which they would be allowed into Heaven. But after only a month, Satan calls God about them.

"Take them back," the devil says. "I don't want them any more. They're yours."

"Why? What happened?"

"Well, Graham has gone and saved half of of my damned souls. And Roberts has gone and healed the other half!"

"Praise me. But what about Falwell?"

"Oh, he's the worst. He's gone and raised enough money to put in AIR CONDITIONING!"

[Tesla]

3. Ouch, ouch,ouch,ouch

[Kelly Rupert]

4. I'm pretty sure it's more like

"".

[Bluebear]

5. "Oooh! Ah! Ah! Yowtch!"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. "Mmm... fellating Hitler. I must be in heaven."

"Wait a minute! Fellating Hitler all the time? This isn't heaven!"

[C_U_L8R]

7. Hello Cerberus !

woof woof woof !

[ronnykmarshall]

8. "Just like I thought .... no gays here!"

"But why is it so damn hot HERE?"

[Wiley50]

9. "Let Me In, Immigration Man"

"Can I cross the line and Pray
I can stay another day?"

[mw]

10. Ron! Ron Reagan! I knew you'd be "up here" too! nt

nt