Does Rev. Falwell's death make him ineligible for the Rapture?

[sinkingfeeling]

[malaise]

1. He was way too heavy to be raptured n/t

[greenbriar]

2. that fucker went straight to hell

he ain't saved

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I think he may be a sleeper. Some Baptists and others think you sleep in the ground until the

rapture and then awake and rise up.

[wuushew]

7. How does that work if your body has been completely decayed for 1,000 years?

Does all the carbon 14 of your corpse reconstitute from the millions of places that it exists in the ecosystem?

[TankLV]

10. First - the "rapture" is bullshit religion invented in the late 1800's

Second - these idiots believe that somehow the bodies will be reconstituted - another one of their "beliefs"...

Don't have to have logic when you're batshit crazy...

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Something like that. They say the old body becomes new.

:shrug:

[Rick Myers]

4. No, but getting sodomized by Satan does...

:sarcasm:

[janx]

5. Well I'll be damned!

Yes! It does!

[POAS]

6. Closed casket....no body to display...........

they just found a pile of laundry!

:sarcasm:

[Fresh_Start]

8. He already missed the rapture bus. The honeybees were taken

the faux Christians were left behind.

[dogday]

9. I think his life is going to make him ineligible for the Rapture nt

[guitar man]

11. no

But he's screwed as far as all his senior citizen discounts go....:rofl:

[sheerjoy]

12. Nope. He is eligible....

because of who Jesus is and what Jesus did....