Hubert Flottz
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:17 AM
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So...has Dick Cheney found a new heart yet, or is he still in cold storage? |
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Edited on Thu Aug-12-10 08:18 AM by Hubert Flottz
Dick's neoCON body would reject the heart of any red blooded American. It would have to be a blue blood's heart or it wouldn't be good enough for prince Dick. Any democrat's heart would reject Dick, in a heart beat. So I guess the pickins are slim. Maybe NAPA or the tripple A can give him a jumpstart and an oil change? Maybe Joe LIEberman can bore and stroke him without giving him a ring job.
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:25 AM
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1. I really expected that he would be dead by now...the way nobody is talking about |
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his condition. I expected an announcement that "the family has gathered by his bedside" at this point, already. The silence is strange...
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:29 AM
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2. I agree, something must be up... |
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:51 AM
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8. My wild guess is that he is lingering, perhaps just getting weaker and weaker. |
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Maybe it is just a matter of time before his body decides to shut down and check out.
How long can a person last with a plug in heart?
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:35 AM
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charging the pump. Not sure if the lightning strikes across DC will knock out his power but fingers and toes are crossed. :evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:47 AM
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6. I think they're just trying to get his Viagra level up enough that he |
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can be a republiCON again. If he cant's screw someone or f**k something up, he's done for as a GOPer Gawd.
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Thu Aug-12-10 09:04 AM
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9. Nah he's testing the wires with water |
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for some more waterboarding.
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Aug-12-10 10:19 AM
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10. I'll bet Dick's been spying on everybody on the cardiac floor. |
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Just to stay sharp so he can be Sarah's puppetmeister in 2012.
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Thu Aug-12-10 10:47 AM
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:43 AM
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4. I'm thinking he'll find a heart from someone |
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you really don't want to know how I think he'll get one though.
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Thu Aug-12-10 08:44 AM
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5. He Was Released from Hospital Monday |
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Edited on Thu Aug-12-10 08:45 AM by Demeter
unfortunately, not to the morgue.
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