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This set of quotes is from
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/jerry_falwell “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them”
“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions”
“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”
“Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America”
“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”
“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda”
“The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews”
“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability” (created by God I suppose)
“Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.” (See, Fred Phelps was correct. Falwell was too tolerant)
“God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve”
“(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."”
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brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”
“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"
The above quotes are from http://thinkexist.com/quotes/jerry_falwell
The quotes below are from http://www.quotes-museum.com/author/Jerry%20Falwell/2035
"Fred Phelps does not give the religious right a bad name, because nobody claims kin to that guy."
"Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America."
"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."
"I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity."
"I think the Moslem faith teaches hate."
"If I were president of the United States, I would include Moslems in my presidency."
"If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible."
"My father was an agnostic."
"My problem is not with the intentions of the Bush presidency. My problem is where it might go under his successors."
"Scientology has a terrible track record of bigotry."
"The First Amendment is not without limits."
"The idea was that while you can attack a public figure, you shouldn't be able to attack his mother, or is wife, or his children, they are not public figures." (Tell that to John McCain)