Maybe now Jesus can kick jerry's ass for what he did to Christianity.

[Philosoraptor]

If anyone should be happy this asshole is croaked it's Jesus.

[leftofthedial]

1. even though there ain't no such thing

it's satan doing the asskicking on that fat fuck.

[aquart]

2. Yup. St. Peter is keeping that gate locked for Jerry.

[Joe for Clark]

3. I'd pay to hear that conversation.

PAY PER VIEW.

Totally agree.

Joe

[MidwestTransplant]

4. But Jesus I thought you hated gay people too...

[Joe for Clark]

8. I am a true christian -

We love everybody. This is exacly how you know who is not.

Least of my brothers - and all that. That is what it is about.

Belive that - and man, I know some aethiests, jews and others that are fine "christians" to me.

It is really just a word you know.

This is about what is in your heart - another matter altogether.

Joe

[jazzjunkysue]

9. Amen. I like your kind of religion.

:smile:

[Joe for Clark]

10. It is not just me - there are so many like me now.

We learned and we understood that "primary" lesson.

It is funny - the lack of appreciation for a "christian left" - to me.

God, if you ever believed there was a christian right - watch this one!!

There was a time - there was a shock wave sent thru us - that christins should believe this or that.

And we were stunned. I was.

Well, we got our feet now.

It is not just my kind of religion - hell, it is not even about religion. But that which is in your heart - it will come out now.

Jesus never said too much about your church attendance - about so many things now attributed.

But he DID say - you treat the least of your brothers as you would treat him. He SAID that.

That if you can't do that one thing - you are a camel tring to pass thru the eye of a needle (in 00 century terms).

I'll tell you, if I could watch Fallwell trying to find his way thru that mine field - I'd pay to watch it.

Joe

[jazzjunkysue]

11. I believe that those kinds of truths, like care for everyone, are holy,

regardless of who says them.

That's my problem with people who worship other people, rather than principles. I may not subscribe to the true Jesus sayings because he said them, but I live them, because I want to ask that much of myself. Truth is truth because it can't be compromised. "Care for everyone" is simple and complete. No exceptions.

Fallwell isn't allowed to qualify these truths.

[Joe for Clark]

12. You know what I know?

I know he is destined to the infernal regions. You know why??

How inmportant to him was it that his Mercedes ran properly, while little kids died of hunger - how can he reconcille that!!

I am telling you -I am not a great christian - maybe I am at the top of a bell curve. Bt you know how many people would be on the other side of the curve - by definition??

You see - we understood that paramount teaching - the "least of your brother" teaching - and we understood just fine.

You don't have to believe anything. You will be judged, as we see it, on the way you live your life in any event. No matter what your "religion".

But it did matter for him - very much. He lied.

Like I said - pay per view -where do I sign up!!


Joe

[jazzjunkysue]

5. "Hello, Jerry. Nice to see you. Sit down."

"Now, do you remember the one about 'Turn the Other Cheek?'"

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Or at least Barry Goldwater

"Every good Christian should line up and kick Jerry Falwell's ass." - Barry Goldwater

http://www.liberalslikechrist.org/about/goldwater.html

[Kahuna]

7. I hope Jerry enjoys the smell of sulfur.

:evilgrin: