OMG!!!111!!! Anna Nicole Smith is dead!!!!!

Goat or Panic

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Tue May-15-07 11:34 PM
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OMG!!!111!!! Anna Nicole Smith is dead!!!!!

Sorry...couldn't resist...

:evilgrin:

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NastyRiffraff

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Tue May-15-07 11:36 PM
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1. You mean she's STILL dead??

Wow. Contact the media!

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Solly Mack

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Tue May-15-07 11:36 PM
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2. Falwell did it

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Goat or Panic

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Tue May-15-07 11:40 PM
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6. Falwell did it...

and then enjoyed a glass of Campari...

Larry Flint fans will understand....

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Solly Mack

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Tue May-15-07 11:42 PM
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7. but then he denied it

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xmas74

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Tue May-15-07 11:47 PM
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12. But it was his first time!

He deserved it, dammit, what with all the flies in the outhouse and all.

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Ghost in the Machine

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Tue May-15-07 11:45 PM
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10. no no noooooo.... didn't you get the memo? Anna's death was a Rovian Plot

to deflect bad news that was breaking that day...

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Solly Mack

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Tue May-15-07 11:46 PM
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11. I missed that memo

thankfully

lol

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Bobbieo

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Tue May-15-07 11:37 PM
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3. Nicely done - I have been thinking that all day with the is Falwell thing.

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hlthe2b

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Tue May-15-07 11:39 PM
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4. Just got released from the

Institution, eh?

Yup, much has happened while you were enjoying that padded cell time....:evilgrin:

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Goat or Panic

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Tue May-15-07 11:51 PM
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14. A padded cell,

with a wet bar sweetie darling....

:)

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hlthe2b

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Tue May-15-07 11:53 PM
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15. Ahh, you were in that upscale resort insitution....

Used to be all they offered was shock therapy! LOL

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pansypoo53219

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Tue May-15-07 11:39 PM
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5. next you are gonna say Pinochet is dead too.

AND Franco.

what will we tell the children?!?

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Goat or Panic

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Tue May-15-07 11:43 PM
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8. and some white chick is

missing in Aruba... just saw it on Fox...

Regardless, Robertson and Dobson's stock among republican presidential candidates just skyrocketed.

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lapfog_1

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Wed May-16-07 12:15 AM
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17. "This breaking news just in", Chase would announce-- "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"

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mindwalker_i

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Tue May-15-07 11:44 PM
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9. Nicole, Ronnie and Falwell together at last....

Glad I'm on Earth tonight.

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SoCalDem

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Tue May-15-07 11:49 PM
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13. Fallwell was eating her baby and he choked to death

Edited on Tue May-15-07 11:50 PM by SoCalDem

eerie.. and one could hear faint strains of "Monday, Monday" in the hallway...

His last words??

"tulip bulb"

Vergie Smith has a lawyer and she's determined to bury his body in the Bahamas

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Goat or Panic

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Tue May-15-07 11:55 PM
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16. Oh my...

I think you just won.....

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Madspirit

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Wed May-16-07 12:35 AM
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18. Prove it...

Maybe she's just hanging with Elvis and all the other Undead.
Lee

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed May-16-07 01:06 AM
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19. Was Falwell the baby daddy of little Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Birkhead?

Now the world will never know.

:)

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SoCalDem

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Wed May-16-07 01:20 AM
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20. No no no ..you got it all wrong.. he kidnapped the baby and choked on it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x897693#897762

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