Libers, Beware the rath...

[SoCalDem]

To: ICE-FLYER

Libs are treading on thin ice. They better be prepared for what God’s rath on them will be.

12 posted on 05/15/2007 12:53:02 PM PDT by JFC
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[wtmusic]

1. How do you prepare for Rath?

[magellan]

7. With a fork and knife?

[SharonAnn]

46. Rath Packing Co. made great hams and great bacon. Would that be it?

[Clark2008]

36. I was thinking more of Basil Rathbone

[malaise]

44. You go the the breading pool

and produce moran sandwiches with your bacon and freeper asparagus.

[Fenris]

2. Oh please, God hated Jerry Falwell, too.

Rath!

[Solly Mack]

3. God's gonna put us all in a rath?

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. Michael row your rath ashore... hallelujah!

SING ALONG NOW!

......... or not

[SoCalDem]

15. ooh ooh ooh..that's a keeper

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. !!

I love that pic on your sig line!! Wonder what people would think if I had that on my website for my restaurant with the disclaimer that "many eggs were harmed in the making of your omlete?

Remember this one?

[Bluebear]

4. Prepare for bacon? nt

[racaulk]

5. Are they series?

:rofl:

[underseasurveyor]

6. Wadda bunch of scaredy cats

They're a-scared of everything :eyes: "God's rath," Bah!

BOO!

:rofl:

[Kelly Rupert]

8. This rath is HUGH!

[mcctatas]

Well that changes things...

I mean if the freeps think we are in God's rath, maybe we should stop...:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

9. A Rath? We're SCREWN!!!!

:+

[SoCalDem]

10. "May we have some more, sir"?.. John & Muffy Liber await seconds on the rath

[Kelly Rupert]

11. That isn't asparagus they're casting, is it? n/t

[underseasurveyor]

13. Oh god yer killin me SCD

:rofl: Oh Oh Oh :rofl: my sides hurt :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. RATH = Rapture Bath = baptism.....

oh no!!! please don't dunk me!!!

[Jamastiene]

16. "Libers?" "rath""

:rofl: :crazy:

[care a boo]

18. He ever think about spelling it with a 'w'?

[SammyWinstonJack]

39. ..

:evilgrin:

[Spazito]

54. Nope, cause ya see, the Clinton WH not only removed the

"W" from the keyboards at the WH, they also removed the "w" from all freepers' keyboards too! Oh, the humanity......!"

[Shipwack]

19. Which kind of rath?

The mome raths that will outgrabe?

The libers really need to beware the...

http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html

[annabanana]

21. (Also my first thought). . There's raths and then there's RATHS!

I've always been on pretty good terms with mome raths.

[SoCalDem]

23. Jabberwocky was always a favorite of mine..

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

26. Ha!

We must all take our vorpal swords in hand. Dude. The Jabberwocky is coming.

[SoCalDem]

42. snicker snack to the max ! n/t

[JHB]

51. Does your vorpal blade go "snicker-snack"?

...or does it only snicker? :evilgrin:

[zippy890]

20. well I for one am preparing myself for this

'They better be prepared for what's God's rath on them will be...'

sounds like this 'rath' is some sort of coating, like say a condiment on food.
could be butter-like substance, or perhaps a spice, like to 'sprinkle salt ON food'

I'm going with this mysterious rath to be a mayonnaise type coating, is my best guess.

*The Rath shall be spread on the Liberals evenly and completely.*


:rofl:

this thread is so funny, thanks everyone for the laugh

[Jamastiene]

22. ...

:rofl: :kick:

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Oh no1 We're gonna be all rath'd up!

I've been rathing all day!

[Philosoraptor]

25. I'm developing a major repub rath on my ass, would Calamine lotion help?

Or some other ointment of rath destruction?

[wtmusic]

29. Try thome of thith:

[Philosoraptor]

45. or....

[madmom]

27. it's so typical that when someone who is not one of "them" dies it's

gods punishment for something, but when one of "them" dies it's because they're job here is done and it's their reward.How do they know it's not the other way around, or maybe we're just happy that he gets to be with his god that he so adamantly said he wanted to be with.:shrug:

[youthere]

28. Is it a blow up rath? Or a Tom Sawyer kind of rath?

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. LOL!

:spray: :rofl:

[kysrsoze]

47. I think he meant ROTH

Make sure you bring rubbers.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

30. Looks like God needs a new secretary. "rath"?

[blueworld]

31. God told me He'd "Rath"er not - luv the pic n/t

[Norquist Nemesis]

32. ohhh.....I'm skeered now

See how skeered I am? ---->>>> :scared: It even looks like thin ice! Drops are falling off quickly!

:eyes:

[Javaman]

33. and the list gets longer...

rath

screwn

hugh

morans

what have I forgotten?

[SoCalDem]

38. spocksman

:)

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

57. looser

[d_b]

34. hahahahaha

oh shit.

I love the Freeps.

[blondeatlast]

35. Over easy, english muffin, tomato juice. Orange marmalade if you have it. Thanks. nt

[rasputin1952]

37. Oh boy...I hope he's not using "Ras" w/a screen lisp...

I hate to think of what I might do if I got really pissed over the Falwell thing...:)


I'm thinking that when, or if, I ever get any money, I'm going to send FR a disk that explain basic spelling, so they can put it up for all those who fell off the Reading Rainbow...:D

[LibertyLover]

40. Did they mean the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis?

If so, we are doomed.

[spanone]

43. Isn't that a brand of Bacon?

[Spazito]

48. OMG, we are about to be smited by....

"a kind of ancient fortification found in Ireland"! Who knew????

4 result(s) found for Rath:

(n.) A hill or mound.
(n.) A kind of ancient fortification found in Ireland.
(a.) Alt. of Rathe
(adv.) Alt. of Rathe

http://websters.wunderdictionary.com/dictionary/def/.../rath.html


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ceile]

49. oooo. I's skeered.

Morans

[Beaverhausen]

50. I had a rath but the doctor gave me some cream for it - now it's all better

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

52. Well Lookie Lookie; Even Freepers Are Starting To Abandon 'W'

[Ganja Ninja]

53. I thought the freepers were God's rath? n/t

[izzybeans]

55. It saids it writ her in me Bybl Itz cald tha "Liberath" Itz win tha Gawd and Chef

cums downe ande takeths the durty libers. He banshes thim to tha fires of damned nation. I liken it two the Rath of Gawd.

[SoCalDem]

56. I've heard of "Liberath"

Flashy dresser, played the piano..

[bunkerbuster1]

58. Falwell's God? I agree with Rude Pundit about Falwell's filthy vision...

You could populate entire vital nations with the people he despised and wanted to cast into pits of despair if they didn't accept his Son of God, a pissy little deity who, like an overly inbred emperor, demands unquestioning loyalty and obeisance. To give yourself to Falwell's God was to announce to the world that all questions from "Why is there war?" to "Why does Grandpa have bleeding hemorrhoids?" could be answered with God's name and will invoked. What an amazingly ignorant way to exist. And all you needed to join in was to give your hard-earned money to him. "If we don't tithe, we rob God," Falwell told his stupid flock. Give part of your Social Security check to the man, not the God, but the man, Falwell, who would, he assured you, do God's will with it. And how did you know God's will would be done? Because Falwell assured you it would be. Because, oh, sweet bliss of tautologies, Falwell knew. How did you know Falwell knew? Because he told you so. No wonder George W. Bush is president.

[karlrschneider]

60. I suppose you've seen this one

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I
found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: "Hi!
I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I
want to kiss his ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if
you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank
owns this town. He can do what ever he wants, and what he wants is to
give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million
dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money,
and he kicks the shit out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the
million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year,
and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've
never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll
get a raise; maybe you'll win a small lotto; maybe you'll just find a
twenty dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?

John: "Hank has certain connections.'"

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And
remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight
from him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other
times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's
ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that
Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the
whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."

John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl"
letterhead. There were eleven items listed:

1 Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave
town.
2 Use alcohol in moderation.
3 Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4 Eat right.
5 Hank dictated this list himself.
6 The moon is made of green cheese.
7 Everything Hank says is right.
8 Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9 Don't drink.
10 Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11 Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.

Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's
handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of
philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're
different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough
for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides,
item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' item 4 says 'Eat right,' and
item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone
knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me: "But #9 says 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with #2. And #6
says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2; 9 just clarifies 2. As
to 6, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of
rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out
of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came
from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock
came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know
Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the
list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated
it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than
saying 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around
to Hank's way of thinking."

Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary blushes. John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's
way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: "There's no need for such
language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be
out of the question?"

Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la la,
la la, la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary faints. John catches her: "Well, if I'd known you where one of
those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of
you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass
for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

[WildEyedLiberal]

59. It's okay; I've got my vorpal sword right here!

I'm prepared for the rath.

[hootinholler]

61. Like one could actually prepare for that.

No problem that I murdered those people, I'll grab a priest and be prepared for when God finds out.

-Hoot