So, will Fred Phelps protest Falwell's funeral?

[matcom]

:popcorn:

[EdwardM]

1. Yep, Phelps thinks that evil secular progessive is burning in hell

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

[matcom]

2. BBBWWWAAAAAHHHAAAA

:rofl:

[trotsky]

3. "the corpulent false prophet"

LMAO!!!

[blondeatlast]

8. That would be in contrast to the trim, well-built false prophet that is Freddie.

Prophet Fred has made statements indicating that he is inordinately proud of his body.

[Philosoraptor]

4. If you put instant coffee in a microwave, does time run backwards?

Steven Wright.

[tanyev]

5. Hey. He forgot to mention all the money Jerry accepted from Rev. Moon.

[donheld]

6. Maybe he'll be the featured speaker

Wouldn't surprise me.

[blondeatlast]

7. You can't make this stuff up, try as you might. From the GHF announcement:

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Edit: Seems Prophet Fred is just a bit green with envy over Falwell, et al's, ability to garner the dreaded "lucre..."

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

[zbdent]

9. I doubt it ... I heard a clip of him saying that he never heard Falwell

say anything hateful against someone ...

Something to that effect ...