Well, there goes my financial plan right out the window....

[WCGreen]

Not one damn number on the Mega Millions Lottery....

[SDuderstadt]

1. I actually won 7 bucks once, although...

if asked, I describe a lottery as "a tax imposed on people with limited math skills".

[WCGreen]

3. I only dabble when the kitty hits 100m...

Other than that I can not bother...

[SDuderstadt]

4. Shows you how much attention I actually pay to it...

I had no idea the jackpot was that high.

I hope you realize my comment about a lottery being a tax imposed on people with limited math skills was me poking fun at myself, WCG.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

7. I only dabble when the rest of the office is in on it.

I'll be damned if I want to be the only one working.

On the other hand I would be the fucking boss and straighten shit out up in here - yeah that's the ticket.

[dflprincess]

9. We have the Power Ball lottery here

and I go in on the office pools. Occassionly I'll buy myself a ticket. I figure the few hours of "If I won I'd.." fantasy I get out of it is worth a couple dollars.

I have told my family if they ever call me and my phone has been disconnected, they'll know I won. :evilgrin:

[SDuderstadt]

10. Wouldn't it be great if you could get a refund on a...

"defective ticket"?

For the record, they just laugh at me when I ask that.

[trackfan]

2. I'm working on the pick six at Del Mar.

That should hold me over for a while...

[SDuderstadt]

5. I thought the "pick six"...

was a family dinner special at KFC.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. You too?

I need to go check it, suspect did not get even a-one

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Look at it this way, you still beat the market.

[WCGreen]

12. I love your optimistic take...

[Warpy]

11. That was always my retirement plan, too

I always thought I could probably improve my chances if I ever bought a ticket.

There was always a pool at work, thirty people chipping in. They never won back more than ten bucks.

[HipChick]

13. I got this..I plan to win MM lottery

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. We founds tickets in my dad's shirt pockets after he passed away. Contrary to the

way things should have turned out, they didn't win us a thing. :(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Is it a case of:

If you didn't have bad luck, you'd have no luck at all?

Sorry you didn't have even one number!

:P

[saorsa]

16. Cheaper than beer or wine....

after a particularly nasty work day, and the fleeting fantasy might just lower your blood pressure for the drive home.
My retirement plan is a Shed Shack off the highway in Northern California.
I may have to settle for a cardboard box now....

[SDuderstadt]

17. This is ironic!

I won! That's right...let me bask in this for a moment.

$2! I had the powerball number right.

My prediction is this means I will win the jackpot soon.

I will cut you all in.