Proof that Obama is a Muslim

[Rocknrule]

Obama has dark skin and a foreign sounding name
Obama has never bombed a Muslim country because God told him to, like our last president, a True Christian(TM) did
Obama doesn't have a giant "WWJD?" bumper sticker on his presidential limo
Obama has never participated in a Westboro Baptist Church protest, because everyone knows the mark of a True Christian(TM) is rabid hatred of homosexuals
Obama's birthday is 1 month and 7 days from September 11
Obama has never said the word "Jesus" in any of his speeches
Obama hasn't nuked Mecca yet
Obama isn't obsessed with abortion and gay marriage
Obama has never started speaking in tongues in the middle of a speech
Obama bowed to the Saudi royals rather than flipping them off, kneeing them in the crotch, and calling them racial slurs like a Real American(TM) would
All of this is clear evidence that OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!!111ELEVEN
:sarcasm:

What other "evidence" is there that Obama is a Muslim? (for those of you who still don't get it, this thread is about humor)

[jtuck004]

1. He may also be a witch. I hear there are pictures of him

going into the water of the Gulf, and he didn't drown. How much more proof can one ask for? ;)

I'm thinking these people who are obsessed with the "muslim" conspiracy have way too much time on their hands...

[Angry Dragon]

2. Too bad someone, the night before he went swimming,

built something just below the surface so it would appear
that he was walking on water.

Then you would have seen heads spin !!!!!!!!

[jtuck004]

3. LOL - missed opportunity n/t