"Jerry Falwell's God" by Roy Zimmerman

[Breeze54]

I can't believe nobody posted this, so I thought I'd oblige. ;)



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Jerry Falwell's God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyE5wjc4XOw

words and music by Roy Zimmerman © 2004 (From "Homeland")


Jerry Falwell's god was standing by the elevator while we were talking
about the party, so we had to invite him.

Secretly, we were all wishing that he wouldn't come, because he's vengeful
and jealous and he tends to smite people.

And, of course, he knew we were thinking that, so it made him all the more
determined to show up and punish us.

And I wanted to invite my god, but I couldn't find him.


But, Jerry Falwell's god is hard to miss... the gossamer robe and the beard
down to here, and the button that says, "What would Jesus do?"

And sure enough, day of the party, there he was at the door.

And he spoke, spaketh he, saying, "I AM COME."

And I knew there was a joke there... but Jerry Falwell's god will not be mocked.

So I said, "Come in."

Jerry Falwell's god
Jerry Falwell's god
Huh!

Now, I'm no heavenly host, but I throw a decent party, and there were people of
all kinds there — black, white, Swedish, Norwegian, the whole human spectrum.

And right away, Jerry Falwell's god found the two people who would listen to him
and began spaking in a voice so loud, it made the Beastie Boys sound like the Vienna Boys Choir.

And he made the lame to walk.

And these were my friends, so they were still lame, but they could walk.

And he turned the loaves to fishes, and the Oreos to Hydrox.

And he divided up the room, divided he, saying "Gays here, lesbians here, pagans here,
abortionists, feminists, civil libertarians, People for the American Way," and frankly,
some of us did not know where to stand.

I went with the lesbians.

Jerry Falwell's god
Jerry Falwell's god
Huh!

And he pointed his huge finger at each group in turn, saying, "I blame you, and you,
and you, who have secularized society and cast me out of the town square,"
and I thought, "Man you are the town square."

He said, "Lo, I have lifted the Veil of Protection, for the end days are here, and the
judgment is nigh, where I will draw the faithful to heaven and will leave the unrepentant
to walk a desolate earth." and I thought, "More polyester for the rest of us."

And he spat fire, and he rained toads, and he brought forth seven bowls of seven plagues,
and finally I just said, "Look, I'll tell you one thing Jesus would not do.

Jesus would not wreck a guy's party.

And Jesus would not preach hate.

And Jesus would not stand in the rubble and say, 'I told you so.'

And Jesus would not use an international catastrophe to score points for some misogynistic,
narrow, homophobic, anti-Semitic interpretation of his life and teaching.

And if people are jealous and judgmental and vengeful and violent, maybe it's because you
made them in your image.

And if people have cast you out of the town square, maybe it's because you are a finger-pointing,
moralizing, rageaholic, stone drag who gives deities a bad name!

And if people have turned away from your word, maybe it's because you have spinach in your teeth!"

And he smote me.

Jerry Falwell's god
Jerry Falwell's god
Huh!

[Wiley50]

1. God Bless Roy

WHAT A UNIQUE TALENT HE HAS

[silverweb]

2. Wonderful!

:D

[Breeze54]

4. Yeah! Zimmerman rocks!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

:)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. I saw Roy live a few weeks ago.

Roy is amazing, fabulous, wonderful, sharp....I could go on and on!!!

:bounce:

[Breeze54]

5. You're lucky! Wish he'd head east! He's in Cali a lot!

http://www.royzimmerman.com/schedule.html

May 20th, 27th, June 3rd, 9th, 10th, 17th
MILL VALLEY, CA

The Mountain Play production of the musical "Hair"

Place:
Cushing Memorial Amphitheatre
(a.k.a."The Mountain Theatre")
Mt. Tamalpais State Park
Time: all shows - 1 p.m.
Tickets: Tickets and information: http://www.mountainplay.org/tickets.html or call [phone]

No one gets naked, so calm down. The Mountain Theatre is a beautiful outdoor amphitheatre high atop Mt. Tamalpais., and this is a first-class professional production of the much-beloved, much-bemused "Hair." Roy will play a full set after each performance for psychedelic relics and other hangers-on who are waiting for the bus back down the mountain.

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Friday, June 22
MILL VALLEY, CA

142 Throckmorton Theatre

Place:
142 Throckmorton Theatre
142 Throckmorton Ave.
Mill Valley, CA 94941
Time: TBA

This is Roy's new show, full of new songs about the new political reality. See it here. It'll be pixelated on YouTube.

[Breeze54]

6. ...........

:kick: for the evening crowd. ;)