Career advice from Summer's Eve (truly douchey tips for getting a raise)

[kpete]

Thursday, Aug 26, 2010 18:26 ET

Career advice from Summer's Eve
An advertisement for the line of feminine cleansing products offers some truly douchey tips for getting a raise



more:
http://www.salon.com/life/advertising/index.html?story=/mwt/broadsheet/2010/08/26/summers_eve_career_advice


Daily Kos reports that Woman's Day features a Summer's Eve advertisement that is made to look like useful editorial content. "Confidence at Work: How to Ask for a Raise," the headlines reads. There follow eight pointers, but the No. 1 most important thing a serious businesswoman must do before marching into her boss's office to demand the pay that she deserves? Prepare for your panties to be bunched:


http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/8/26/896386/-Want-a-raise-Wash-your-vagina.

[BuelahWitch]

1. *smacks head* So THAT's what I've been doing wrong for 30 years!

x(

[Skittles]

5. YES

you thought it was discrimination but the culprit was actually yo' STEAMING CROTCH :o

[crim son]

2. I can honestly say that never in my life have I considered the freshness of

my lady parts before going to a job interview. Are you sure this isn't satire?

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. "I'm here to WAAAAAARRRRSH YOUR VAGINAH!"

Margaret Cho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAmcPS6xoZA

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. False advertising

Didn't work worth a shit for me.

[seabeyond]

6. that was funny

i was ABSOLUTELY gonna stay out of this thread. but you made me laugh

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[NMMNG]

8. Right

Because if your crotch doesn't smell like a rose garden you won't get that big raise. :eyes:

What is this, 1950?

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. I recommend a nice warm coffee enema in the morning

A nice coffee enema will keep you perky for the interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHttmR3YEpI

[WCGreen]

10. If only I had Douched before I asked for that raise...

Perhaps I would still have a job on this Summers Eve...