Lesleymo
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Fri Aug-27-10 05:50 AM
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What will God say to Glenn tomorrow? I can't wait to find out. |
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Glenn Beck: Welcome everyone, welcome. I am so humbled to be here for this historic and monumental celebration of me. I know you can't wait to hear what I have to say - I mean, what God has to say through me. Speak, Lord. Speak to me.
God: GLENN.
GB: Yes, Lord?
God: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
GB: Uh, gosh, I'm just reflecting on the proud history of our nation with my fellow middle aged overweight extremely gullible Americans. I totally by coincidence chose this date, not even realizing that it would give me the perfect opportunity to blabber endlessly about how enlightened I am, not to mention promoting today's historic me-a-palooza, which I know is blessed by You because, let's face it, it's been amazingly good for my ratings.
God: GLENN.
GB: Yes?
God: SHUT UP.
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:09 AM
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1. I haven't checked the weather forecast, but I really do hope it starts off sunny, |
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and then within a few minutes of things getting underway, dark clouds suddenly appear and within minutes of things getting started, it begins to rain. Then it pours, then the wind kicks up, lightening, hail, etc.
That would be a pretty clear message from someone above to Glenn and his followers.
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:11 AM
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Lesleymo
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:56 AM
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6. Come on God! Just one lightning strike ... |
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... or locusts would work, too.
LOL
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Scuba
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:25 AM
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3. Funny how people who can talk to god only hear what they want. |
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:43 AM
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4. what's the point of telling people you talk to god if he can say whatever ? /nt |
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:49 AM
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5. Are you talkin' to ME?"....nt |
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Fri Aug-27-10 06:58 AM
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"What the F*CK are you talking about, and claiming I SAID IT???"
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Fri Aug-27-10 07:00 AM
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8. ONLY one guesture would be fitting: |
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Edited on Fri Aug-27-10 07:01 AM by HughBeaumont
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Fri Aug-27-10 07:16 AM
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9. Oh, I'm betting that "God" will say something very supportive of Glenn's objectives. |
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Fri Aug-27-10 07:18 AM
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10. God Has Other Plans... |
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Only false idols are invited.
I will be paying zero attention to this PR stunt...nor feed the beast on it. Dreck's words (or irrationality) speak for themselves. If someone has any doubt, they are clueless to begin with.
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