Glenn Beck - I Have a Hate speech

[tavalon]

Luckily we won't remember this more than 47 days (how long can we mock such an atrocity) and we remember Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream 47 years later. If we don't annihilate ourselves, we will remember MLK's speech in 147 years. Glenn Who? not so much.

[Swamp Rat]

1. "Glenn Beck - I Have a Hate speech" THAT should go into history books

and probably will. :D

[tavalon]

3. Thank you

I haven't even managed my second cup of coffee. But that one just wrote itself, you know?

[tavalon]

6. Your picture, as simple as it is, communicates much

[Xipe Totec]

2. I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

- AM, the supercomputer who brought about the genocide of almost all of humanity.
(Short story by Harlan Ellison)


Except for the super, and computer, this might as well have been said by Klan Beck

[tavalon]

4. Klan Beck

Also an apt nickname.

[MadMaddie]

5. I am going to mock it until I get tired of myself mocking it!

[tavalon]

7. I really do recognize it as an orchestrated attempt to distract us

That's why I'm only giving it the weekend. And I'm watching the administration to make sure they don't slip something under the Beckapaloosa radar. They like doing that almost as well as their predecessors.

[MadMaddie]

8. You are right of course

It was a distraction from the Katrina anniversary and Juniors success at letting an American city and it's citizens drown while he ate cake.