Stinky The Clown
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Sun Aug-29-10 09:11 AM
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What got knocked out of the top of the nooz for the Verklempt Elmer Gantry that is Glenn Beckkk? |
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19 were killed in a shootout in the Caucus region of Russia.
Seven US troops were killed in Afghanistan.
HUD has announced two new programs to try to revive the housing market.
Flooding continues in Pakistan.
But the top story is The Great Grifter Gathering featuring the two mast craven panderers on the planet: Glenn and Sarah.
In a related story, the number of full time employed professional news editors approaches zero as five more were given their walking papers by several of the last news organizations continuing to employ them: Cat Fanciers Magazine, Pen World Magazine, and Model Railroading.
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SpiralHawk
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Sun Aug-29-10 09:21 AM
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1. "Oh noes. Hell in a handbasket." - Cat Fanciers |
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Edited on Sun Aug-29-10 09:22 AM by SpiralHawk
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Sun Aug-29-10 09:40 AM
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2. "Verklempt Elmer Gantry?" |
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Stinky, I'm stealing that one!
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Sun Aug-29-10 10:35 AM
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Or maybe not. Burt Lancaster , who played Gantry, was so darned goodlooking. Beck? *gag*
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Sun Aug-29-10 11:44 AM
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5. Yea, and Jean Simmons looked a hell of a lot better than Palin. nt |
Stinky The Clown
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Sun Aug-29-10 11:08 AM
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4. Make copies and send it to all your friends, too. |
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