Wingnut hysteria of the day

[spinbaby]

I sometimes listen to KDKA in Pittsburgh during my commute to work because they have reliable traffic reports and seem relatively normal. But when I run out for a quick errand during the day, the same station treats me to what I think of as the Wingnut Hysteria of the Day.

Today's Wingnut Hysteria of the Day:

Census workers are going to barge into your house, scare old ladies, and DEMAND TO KNOW HOW MANY TOILETS YOU HAVE! Obama WANTS ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION! If you don't fill out the form, they will THROW YOU IN JAIL AND CONFISCATE YOUR HOME FOR SECTION 8 HOUSING!

[sharp_stick]

1. Maybe you could call in to let them know

that the census has been finished, they can come out of their shelters and continue their "lives". All of their property has been properly fitted with RFID tags while they were hiding from the Census takers so everything is cool.

[Bitwit1234]

2. OH deary me I feel slighted they never came to me

and asked for all that.

[JuniperLea]

3. I'm quite sure every POTUS there has ever been...

Has access to nearly all the information there could possibly be on all of us. Big Brother has been watching for a very long time.

Still, all you Freeper Asshats with the illegal toilets better just beware!

:rofl: