Bryan Fischer: All Muslims who are not terrorists PROVES that all Muslims are secretly terrorists

[ck4829]

DU Surgeon's General Warning: Trying to analyze this drivel from Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association may cause headaches, migraines, going cross-eyed, and the desire to bleach your brain.

"The bottom line is this: if we can’t even trust “moderate” Muslims, which members of the Islamic persuasion can we trust? If a convenience store clerk in Tuscaloosa can go jihadi on us with no warning, how many other Muslims like him do we have to worry about?

The constant, constant danger is that a “moderate” Muslim may suddenly begin to take his religion seriously and get about the business of blasting some of us infidels to our final reward as his god and his religion teaches him to do. If a guy like al Soofi can’t be trusted, then no “moderate” Muslim in America can be trusted. We have to be cautious with them all."

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bryan-fischer-complete-absence-evidence-definitive-proof

[JaneQPublic]

1. OK, who wants to be first to apply this logic to Christians, white folks, males, rednecks, etc.?

Really, it's just lying there, waiting for someone.

[opihimoimoi]

4. He is Projecting....the fear card can be reversed...obviously...If Timmy McVeigh etc can go Postal..

How can we trust any white dude?

[COLGATE4]

2. AFA is a group of sexually-repressed. authority figure worshiping,

psuedo-patriotic, hate-everyone-else-that's-just-not-like-me paranoid collection of assholes. (Did I miss anything?)

[gratuitous]

3. Only the True Messiah denies his divinity

What?! Okay, I am the Messiah, then.

He is the Messiah! Hail!

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I believe that logic spells it out. Bryan Fischer is a Monty Python skit gone wrong. Horribly wrong.

[niyad]

5. what happened in tuscaloosa? and gee, bryan, what in the HELL does that say about the

guy who slashed the cab driver in nyc?

I thought it was a white guy going off on a convenience store clerk because the white guy claimed the clerk was al-qaeda? or are there so many of these incidents recently I am getting them all mixed up?

[amb123]

6. "Is it farther to New York, or by Bus."

Makes about as much sense.

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