What should the World Bank Board offer Wolfowitz?

[struggle4progress]

[alfredo]

1. I was thinking "a boot in the ass."

[orleans]

11. or a boot up his ass. n/t

[alfredo]

22. How far up his sagging wrinkled ass?

[Make7]

2. The door. ( n/t )

[windbreeze]

23. The Door, and nothing else!!...exactly...n/t

[hlthe2b]

3. orange jumpsuit and one-way ticket to the Hague...

[bonito]

4. LOL n/t

[emilyg]

5. A Kick on his Tush

[Spazito]

6. a toe nail clipper n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

7. Preferrably just the door would do...nt

[illinoisprogressive]

8. He engineered the Iraq war so, it's only fitting he is relocated to his greatest success.

[JTG of the PRB]

9. I'm sure ol' Wolfie would LOVE Baghdad!

I hear all the bombings really bring out the color in the native flowers! That is, if the native flowers hadn't been scorched, trampled, and exploded years ago. At least Wolfie would be able to see the country he once upon a time helped to create...

[JPettus]

10. A Hat

As in "Here's your hat, there's the door, what's your hurry?"

[orleans]

12. or a variation on that would be

"here's your hat NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"

welcome to du by the way. glad you could make it.

[Frank Cannon]

13. A cardboard box to pack his shit...

and get the fuck out.

[City Lights]

14. Socks without holes. eom

[LibertyLover]

15. At this point, I don't care what the Board offers

him, I just want him gone from here. Although I will say that for the first time since I started working for The World Bank Group, I don't have to explain where it is that I work for when first meeting people.

[lonestarnot]

16. A turd on a stick.

[Lil Missy]

17. A condom with instuctions to go fuck someone else

[madokie]

18. a swift kick that sends his asshole around his throat to forever worn like a necklass

I'm feeling mighty charitable this morning if one wonders

[dogday]

19. Other----- A dozen new pair of socks and some hair gel...

After seeing him lick his comb, and stand in his sock feet, and see his big toe sticking out of a hole in his socks, the board felt the need to give him the above items before terminiation....

Yeah, baby!!!

[PassingFair]

20. Timeshare of a Fema Trailer

for him and Shaha.

Bliss.

[deutsey]

21. A handful of cyanide and a tall glass of water n/t

[Richard Steele]

24. A pamphlet concerning door-related ass injuries?

[Lilith Velkor]

25. A fuckin T-shirt

It should be one from a 3-pak, and it should have written on it in black magic marker: "I was a war criminal who ran the World Bank, and all I got was this fuckin T-shirt!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

26. A free ticket to The Hague and a stylish orange jumpsuit.