Lately I have been shutting up rightees by

[Froward69]

saying forcibly. "If I wanted your opinion, I would watch Fox news!"

It is astonishing how well it works, to shut them down.

sometimes I add "Propagandist" just before opinion, depending on how angry I am.

[Fumesucker]

1. That's funny.. n/t

[DainBramaged]

2. Here come the nannies in 3,2,1.....

[Maru Kitteh]

5. How did you sneak in my house and get a video of my Buddy Kitteh?

?

[DainBramaged]

7. Hopes you likes kitteh!

:hi:

[ZombieHorde]

18. DU has hidden cameras all over your house. nt

[Barack2theFuture]

3. LOL

[Martin Eden]

4. That's a good one!

Opinions are like assholes -- especially if they come from Glenn Beck.

[Froward69]

6. "In America, everyone

gets an opinion" just wasn't working anymore.

[Martin Eden]

10. Especially for Fox viewers ...

... who are being fed an opinion.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Amateur.

I spit in their faces and then punch them in the testicles while they're blinded.

I'm hardcore like that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the store for more artificial tanning spray.

[Froward69]

9. I also found a "Tighter grouping" of shots through my target

at the firing range does it too.

BTW would ya pick me up some "hair in a can" while you are at the store?

[Fumesucker]

11. My son in law is not an out and out wingnut or teabagger but he leans that way..

He's also a former Marine..

The funny thing is that he won't shoot with me any more because my groups are nearly half the size of his, he really doesn't know what to think of an aging hippie that can outshoot him by that much.

I'm not sure if I've told him I was on the rifle team for four years in HS or not..

[Froward69]

13. .22 REM Long Rifles

Ahh I remember them Well... it is the first relaxation Technique I ever Learned. JROTC did/does Have its Good qualities.

on edit/ I think you should be sure you have told him all about your self. Yes the Marines taught him... but you could coach him. I do miss "precision practice" with my uncle.

[Flying Squirrel]

12. Incredible, to see this unrecced.

[MadHound]

14. Lately I've been having friendly conversations with them,

And convincing them the error of their ways. It takes a while, being friendly and all, but you can usually pull a number of votes out of the Republican column.

[Froward69]

15. I agree

I only pull that wit out when the tea leaf pusher butts in or interrupts me. Or otherwise, attempting to control the conversation or refuses to listen to reason.
usually used only, in a group setting.

[femrap]

16. I like it. nt

[jillan]

17. Froward - that is PRICELESS!!!!!

I have a repug in my life, and I cannot wait to use this. :toast: