What is the difference between Vampires and Corporations?

[Fumesucker]

Vampires are:

* Fictional
* Amoral
* Immortal
* Stronger than any single human
* Smarter (perhaps due to long experience) than any single human
* Fed by consuming the life energy of humans
* Good servants, terrifying masters.

Corporations are:

* Not Fictional."

[RandomThoughts]

1. Corporations don't know how to weild wood stakes.

That is about the only difference.


Dust in the wind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

[katandmoon]

2. A vampire might kiss you before fucking you.

[KamaAina]

3. What is the difference between Elizabeth Warren and Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Elizabeth Warren is:

* Noit Fictional.*

[Solly Mack]

4. I've never found a corporation *hot*

Now a vampire....that's a different story.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Vampires are nicer. nt

[david13]

6. No corporation no vampire plies a wooden stake. That is the

job, task, assignment of the Fearless Vampire Slayer, be that Roman or Buffy.
The diff. corp & vampire? Vampire you have no choice.
Corporation, you have a choice. You don't like them, don't do business with them.
Honda, I like them, I do business with them.
Ford, I wouldn't touch them with YOUR wooden stake.
You can boycott any corporation you want.
It's like the price of gas. You have a choice. You don't like the price of gas? DON'T buy it!
You know what happens when enough people don't buy the gas? The price goes ... yes, down.
dc

[undergroundpanther]

7. Some people will bleed for

Corporate loyalty,forever to thier favorite soul sucking corp.vampires.it is just gross to me..as in..a waste of skin..and ink.

http://www.businessideas.net/blog/10-corporate-logos-inked-for-life
http://www.tatad.com/
http://www.shittytattoos.com/two-kfc-tattoos-sucksawsome/

[Fumesucker]

8. The single most common corporate tattoo..

I could easily show you thousands of them..

[mmonk]

9. Corporations are people.

[unkachuck]

10. Vampires....

....have to be back in their grave before dawn....Corporations can be active for twenty-four hours....

[Fumesucker]

12. Good one, thanks for posting.. I like the way you think.. n/t

[WillyT]

11. I'll Bite...

:hide::evilgrin::hide:

:silly:

:hi:

[Fumesucker]

13. Oh snap...

:hi:

:crazy:

[undergroundpanther]

15. Corporations

Have no hearts to put stakes into, and

Corporations allegedly serve the stakeholders ...Vampyres have no such inside 'connections' to the people holding stakes over their hearts..

[undergroundpanther]

17. Corporations co opt religious symbols and any symbol they can

...vampyres at least old style ones died if they looked at a cross ,got exposed to the sun,or got doused in holy water...

Lets see what happens to The Vampyre:

Cross.


Exposed to sun.

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/599/

Holy water.
The holy water is effective and seems to cause a vampire to thrash its legs, the flesh to smoke and for the skin to slough from the chest in a most unconvincing effect..

http://taliesinttlg.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html


Meanwhile...Observe the effects of cross, sun and holy water on a corporation.

sun exposure.


cross...


holy water....

[area51]

14. Corporations seem to be much harder to kill

as opposed to staking a vampire through the heart.

[TexasObserver]

16. You have to INVITE a vampire into your home.

And you can't kill a corporation with a wooden stake, holy water, or the sun.

[scheming daemons]

18. Vampires can be killed with a wooden stake

[rateyes]

19. Vampires are bloodsuckers who bite you in the neck....Corporations are

bloodsuckers who bite you in the ass.

[scheming daemons]

20. Garlic won't ward off corporations

[scheming daemons]

21. Vampires stop sucking when the victim is empty

[JonBenet Ashcroft]

22. best one here