Check in here if the following three statements apply to you:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1) You are stably married or in a similarly stable relationship.
2) You started your relationship by saying something to your SO in an unrequested fashion.
3) Most of the cell nuclei in your body contain a Y chromosome. (For the less nerdy contingent, that roughly means "you're a man".)

Sharing the nature of the "something" in condition 2 would be nice, if you want to.

[uppityperson]

1. Only the first applies to me, but thought I'd kick it anyway.

1) are in a stable relationship
2) Neither of us said something in an unrequested fashion
3) XX
4) uppity

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Yo

[The_Commonist]

3. I'm not quite sure what you mean by...

..."saying something to your SO in an unrequested fashion."

Would that be something like "hey, wanna go get a drink after work?"
And then screwing her brains out afterwards?
If that's what you mean, then yes, all three statements apply...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Includes this, yes. Length of delay between pickup line and screwing is immaterial. -nt

[USArmyParatrooper]

4. I met my wife trying to get laid in a bar.

FACT.

So romantic, right?

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