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to probe the GOP. To probe them on EVERYTHING. Some liked it but many were too busy hiding under the desk. I called Capitol Hill and spoke to many people there including staffers. For most of those I spoke to it was like talking to deer in headlights. I argued that it could be done even when we didn't have a majority in Congress (back then) because even minority Congressmen can take a room on Capitol Hill and use it, they just don't have subpoena powers. So they can call to testify people on our side even if those who are not would refuse to testify.
Had this been done now BEFORE the upcoming election it would really be a game changer. We control the Hill NOW and before we lose it we would be able to roast these SOBs and nail them before the eyes of the public going into this election. Without even getting into Bush and Cheney we could easily investigate them for all the SH*T they are doing RIGHT NOW UNDER OBAMA. Like the fact that they are encouraging people to ASSASSINATE public figures.
But the problem is that the whole party thinks this sort of thing is some F*CKING ALIEN EXPERIENCE FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
There are people in our party, a LOT of people in our party, LEADERS of our party, who if the GOP beat them up and beat them up and beat them up, they would still be clueless and just never get it that MAYBE they ought to fight back.
In the State of New York there is Senator Chuck Schmumer. Do you know how he beat the unbeatable evil fascist bully Al D'Amato who was investigating Clinton and using fascist totalitarian tactics on everyone? Schumer did to D'Amato EVERYTHING (practically) that D'Amato did, albeit adhering to the truth. He attacked him, he ran constant negative ads, every ad screamed, "Al D'Amato is lying again!" He Mauled D'Amato and beat him LIKE A BAD PIECE OF MEAT. Bam! Bam! Bam! Pow! Pow! Pow! THAT'S how he beat him.
After the election Republicans were in shock. Sean Hannity was so upset and dejected that his hero D'Amato had lost that he turned the show over to Democrats and let them call in and say whatever they wanted because he felt the GOP deserved it for losing. And one of the callers sang a song to the tune of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz, only he rewrote it as "Ding, Dong D'Amato's dead, flap your eyes, get out of bed" etc. Because for every Democrat in the state it was like a miracle, nobody could believe that the fascist got beat. Everyone had come out of the election blinking like they had just been liberated from a witch's evil little gingerbread house. It was a miracle. And it happened because Schumer gave the SOB a taste of his own F*CKING medicine.
In a previous election someone called D'Amato a fascist. Immediately D'Amato began crying his little eyeballs out in public and saying the guy had insulted him and his family with anti-Italian slurs. Which was shrewd because a lot of Italians in the state were registered Democrats. The Democratic candidated got all embarrassed and like a fool got all tied up trying to apologize. And D'Amato turned the election on its head and won.
So when Schumer ran against D'Amato, HE DID THE SAME THING TO D'AMATO. D'Amato at one point called Schumer a "putzhead." BAMMO! Schumer waded in for the KILL. I mean the KILL. And he wouldn't SHUT UP and he KEPT killing, he kept at it and kept HARPING on the incident. Although the epithet is pretty mild in usage, technically, a putz is Yiddish for penis. It's like calling somebody a prick. No big deal. But Schumer accused D'Amato of using a VULGAR ETHNIC SLUR (ooh! naughty naughty!) and said that D'Amato had become an embarrassment to the state. (D'Amato was known for his colorful and sometimes embarrassing language.) Bam! Bam Bam! VULGAR ETHNIC SLUR! VULGAR ETHNIC SLUR! VULGAR ETHNIC SLUR! Kill, kill, kill. Privately, D'Amato began sulking that he knew he had blown it and he had. He lost, especially because of that incident. It didn't matter that the whole incident was rather frivolous and certainly not a major incident. Schumer was up against one of the meanest people in the GOP, a man who used to cut off other people's mics at the GOP convention. Schumer waded in for the KILL, and went after D'Amato JUST THE WAY THEY GO AFTER US. He HAD him and HE WOULDN'T LET GO. Bam! Bam! Bam! You beat us up, now we're beating YOU up, you son of a bitch. Bam! Bam! Bam! Finally somebody in the party knew how to GET A PIECE OF THE OTHER SIDE.
He would not unilaterally disarm.
But today? No Democrat would do that. It would be all, we can't stoop to their level, we're not like them, two wrongs don't make a right, I thought politics was a Girl Scout Picnic!!!!!!!! I'll give the GOP Girl Scout cookies! I don't CARE if the GOP deserves it! I'm going to PROVE to them once and for all that I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE them!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody in this party knows how to fight. This is the biggest party of wimps EVER. They don't know what fighting IS.
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