Finally, after 10 years or so, I get a tax refund

[Hawkeye-X]

only because I have a dependant.

My debt to the IRS will be near zero, and will get a nice fat check for the 2010 tax return.

Hawkeye-X

[dkf]

1. Congrats?

New baby?

[Hawkeye-X]

2. Born last year. Check out the avatar :)

He's going through his terrible twos 6 months early *sigh*

[dkf]

6. Lol. That's what happens when you are reading DU on an iPhone.

You don't catch on to avatars...

I'm so happy for you! I can't get enough of my sisters little guy. We are watching Sesame Street right now. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

3. You're on your way! You can be a millionaire and never pay taxes!

You.. can be a millionaire... and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?"

First.. get a million dollars.

Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?"

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[PDJane]

4. I realize it's cold comfort..........

but by the time they're 21, they're a delight.

[handmade34]

5. and rightfully so

your little charge will most likely grow and use his powers to make a better world :)