malaise
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:04 AM
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The BP Report -BP just released its own investigation of the oil rig |
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Edited on Wed Sep-08-10 06:34 AM by malaise
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:05 AM
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1. "It's all Bill Clinton's fault. Smirk." - BP (R) |
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Edited on Wed Sep-08-10 06:11 AM by SpiralHawk
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malaise
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Wed Sep-08-10 07:08 AM
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11. BP will not tolerate 37% of the blame |
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:09 AM
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2. They haven't even had a week to examine the BOP. This will be a sham report. nt |
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:33 AM
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:36 AM
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4. The chief murder suspect is the head of the forensics team doing the investigation. |
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:37 AM
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is guarding the hen house - run chickens run!!! :hi:
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:39 AM
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6. sort of like having Al Capone investigate the Valentine's Day Massacre. |
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Wed Sep-08-10 07:01 AM
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8. or Bushco investigating |
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their own war crimes. :evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-08-10 06:58 AM
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7. Let me guess the ending |
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"...and in conclusion, we did nothing wrong. And we promise not to do it again."
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malaise
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Wed Sep-08-10 07:06 AM
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Well I haven't read the 200 plus pages but the executive summary suggests that the explosion happened because of a sequence of mechanical failures and human judgements - in other words blame Transocean and not BP for a bad cement job.
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Wed Sep-08-10 07:07 AM
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10. And when it goes into print.... |
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will it be shelved with Fiction, Fantasy or Unbelievable Bullshit?
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Wed Sep-08-10 07:10 AM
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12. Maybe we should start a library for those books/reports |
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Blair, Bush, Cheney (if he ever finishes it) et al.
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Wed Sep-08-10 08:35 AM
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13. i'm almost positive there will be no bias on their part |
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:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
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Wed Sep-08-10 08:39 AM
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14. Just like Toyota conducted the investigation into UA. nt |
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