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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 10:48 AM
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Faustus was a child playing with matches. . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!!!
Edited on Wed Sep-08-10 10:50 AM by skip fox


Rush ("only my heart is absent") Limbaugh is saying, "And do you know, folks, there's a secret czar on the White House payroll whose only job is to keep the Muslim and Voodoo rituals separate. . . Secret Service agents are quiting in droves, and though they're forbidden to publically say why, I have intelligence that says it's because of the jungle drums that are being played all night. . . . Further, ladies and gentlemen, the Oval Office has the stains of fried chicken and watermelon covering nearly every surface. . . . And then they call me a racist! . . . ME!!! . . . Imagine the gall!"
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 12:01 PM
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1. Some say Rush Limbaugh is hiding his pedophilia tendencies.
Maybe his present wife will fill the world in on their sex life. That would be after Limpballs dies of a stroke related to his love for fatness, drugs and cigars.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 01:40 PM
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2. "It's simple, ladies and gentlemen, Obama is FOR illegal aliens because he IS
an illegal alien. End of story. Period. . . And he's always sayig wild things as well."
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 08:19 PM
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3. "It's simple, ladies and gentlemen...
Obama is a secret muslin when he isn't practicing liberation theology and reading books by Karl Marx".
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 08:20 PM
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4. "Obama also endorses...
breast feeding at Olive Garden".
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 06:34 AM
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6. "While eating cornflake battered chicken"...
;)
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 03:42 PM
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7. "and using...
fake birth certificates as napkins"
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 04:06 PM
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8. LOL!!!
:rofl:
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 06:32 AM
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5. "Half my brain tied behind my back...
so it can be with the other half still in my ass."
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 07:55 AM
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10. +10,000!
On the nose, rasputin! :rofl:
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 07:53 AM
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9. More puke from a drug-addicted ass.
There is no logical reason not to slap back. Limbaugh is called a racist because he IS a racist.
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Number_Six Donating Member (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 02:42 PM
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11. Rumor floating around the web...
..that Rush had an asshole transplant.

The asshole rejected him.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 08:24 PM
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12. Before my Costa Rican surgery, my man boobs were way out to here!
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