Can we hire a rain dancer in Florida?

[Archae]

For "Reverend" Nitwit's Koran-burning?
That would be perfect. A good Florida gully-washing downpour.

[Moondog]

It wouldn't take much -

according to my local rag, the Nitwit has a church where 50 people is considered a great turnout on Sunday. Rural area somewhere near Gainesville (where the University of Florida is located). The church itself is a metal barn, or quonset hut, or something similar.

This nimrod has gotten far more attention than he warrants. Everyone should probably have just ignored the asshole and allowed him to slide slowly back into the slime from which he crawled, and into the obscurity that he so richly deserves.

[caledesi]

1. embarassed in tampa.... big downpour! nt

[nashville_brook]

2. someone needs to go full Calusa on his ass.

[carpetbagger]

4. Timucua were our locals, they gave us the word BBQ

Calusas are from the southern coasts, at the time of European contact the Potano tribe of Timucuan Indians were here in Gainesville. (The Spanish mission of San Fransisco de Potano was two miles from Dove World Outreach, in San Felasco State Park, named after the Seminole mispronunciation of the mission).

The Timucua brought us the word barbeque, which is what they used to do to people like him.

[ProgressiveProfessor]

3. It could be considered "God's Will"