The 7 Types of Republican Idiots

[Snarkoleptic]

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The Educated Republicans:
These are the rarest of all Republicans. Occasionally you will run into one in public, or in a public-forum online. These Republicans are the smartest of the Republican idiots. They have learned everything their is to know about their position, from a Republican perspective. They've educated themselves on all the reasons why their position is correct.

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Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio Republicans:
These are one of the angriest groups of Republicans. They watch Fox News or listen to Conservative Talk Radio and they think it makes them an expert on politics. The only knowledge they have of politics is parroted talking points without any facts to back them up. When you defeat them in debate they will result to calling you names like "Liberal", or "commie" or "socialist" or "baby-killer" etc. They think all liberals are socialists that want to take their money and give it to people who don't deserve it.

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Christian Republicans:
The Republicans are hypocrites. They do everything in the name of Christ, while simultaneously acting as un-Christlike as humanly possible. They support the right to carry assault weapons, are pro-War, and completely ignore the fact that the Bible depicts Christ as a Liberal who was opposed to capitalism and violence. They sincerely believe that this is God's country and that God loves us more than anyone else in the world. They think that anyone that is not 100% pro-Israel is anti-semitic. They hate everyone that doesn't agree with them and think the Bible tells them to, and they hate Gay people because they think they are sinners.

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Tea Party Republicans:
These Republicans are a dumbed-down combination of the previous 2 groups of Republicans. They think Sarah Palin is intelligent and it's the media filter's fault that she looks so stupid. They think Reagan was fiscally Conservative even though he tripled the deficit. They watch Fox News religiously, and think Glenn Beck is credible. They don't understand why people think they're racist while they're standing next to people holding racist signs. They protest higher taxes even though taxes have gone down for 95% of working families.

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Birther Republicans:
The birthers think that Obama was born in Kenya. No matter how much evidence you present them with that is contradictory to that they will continue to insist that he is not the legitimate President. They are sore-losers because McCain lost the election, and they will never support Obama, even if he paid off the entire National Debt.

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Racist Republicans:


Racist Republicans hate Obama because he's black. They think that all Muslims are terrorists. They think Obama is a terrorist Muslim. Anyone with a name like Obama's is a terrorist.

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Extremely Idiotic Republicans:
These Republicans are Republicans because they think it's cool. They have a Republican in one of the other groups listed, so they think they know what they're talking about. They have terrible spelling and grammar but they expect you to believe whatever they say because they are saying it to you.

[slackmaster]

1. Unrec for the inherent hypocrisy of classifying people into "types"

They're all unique individuals, just like everyone else.

[Zorra]

2. The Fox News type is pretty accurate, IMO. I know some of them,

actually quite a few of them,and they all say the same thing, right down to the liberals are socialists that are taking their money and giving it to people that don't deserve it.

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

3. Missed the

"I got mine" republicans.

[PassingFair]

4. I call it the 4 "S's"...

Selfish
Stupid
Superstitious
Scared


Some republicans hit all 4, but
any one or any combination will
cause someone to identify or vote
as a repug.

[TheKentuckian]

5. I think it is being overly complex

TeaPubliKlans come in only four flavors-stupid, evil, recovering, and dead. Everything else is fluff.

[opihimoimoi]

6. KnR :o)

[flamingdem]

7. I think they're freaking dangerous to our country, the lot of them nt

[Zanzobar]

8. They're missing a few zeros

and the other 693 descriptions.

[Rex]

9. So true and I bet the lurkers are boiling mad.

Creatures like Repukes are easy to single out as one type or the other.