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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:20 PM
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Pastor Jones will need ideas for a followup outrage
or come Sunday he will drop off the map like a hot brick.

Flush a Qu'ran down the toilet? Feed one to a wood chipper? Help me out here. :shrug:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:23 PM
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1. He could co-write Salman Rushdie's next book
Buddha, You Fat Fuck



(old joke.)
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:26 PM
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2. That one's evergreen BW.
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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el_bryanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:27 PM
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3. Depends on how much money he is able to parly this stunt into
I suppose.

Bryant
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:28 PM
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4. Could he market sex toys with Mohammed's image on them?
Just sayin'.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:29 PM
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8. He'd better move quickly.
Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 03:30 PM by wtmusic
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:34 PM
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9. Whaddaya think gave me the idea?
:evilgrin:
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notesdev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:28 PM
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5. Smear one with camel dung
or perhaps drop one in a jar of piss.
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:28 PM
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6. Could burn versions of bible he disapproves of.
There are many versions out there, no doubt all "wrong" except his choice. He could call all the sects of Christianity he feels don't pass muster "heretics", burn their version of the bible and kick off a new and exciting type of holy war!

Oy. These assholes are a nightmare.

Julie
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:29 PM
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7. he could burn his bra
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ironrooster Donating Member (273 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:35 PM
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10. My suggestion is self -immolation nt/
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 03:47 PM
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11. I like that.
I'll bring the Zippo.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 04:14 PM
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12. Burn some atheists at the stake?
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