LuckyTheDog
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:01 PM
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Darn! I wanted to organize a burning of the Sibylline Books... |
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Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 08:04 PM by LuckyTheDog
...but it turns out they were destroyed in 83 BC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibylline_Books And guess what... Phlegon of Tralles' "Book of Marvels" is mysteriously out of stock at Amazon.com! http://www.amazon.com/Phlegon-Tralles-Marvels-University-Exeter/dp/0859894258How will I express my irrational hatred of long-dead pagan religions under these circumstances? Sheeesh!
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GoneOffShore
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:06 PM
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1. I may burn "The Secret" on 9/11 |
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Just because I need to light the grill.
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arbusto_baboso
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Fri Sep-10-10 10:01 AM
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8. But if you've read it, you'll know you just need to "attract" the fire. |
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You don't need fuel or kindling, if you have "The Secret".
For anyone who is stupid enough to need it: :sarcasm:
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Ken Burch
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:07 PM
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2. It's tough with the REALLY old ones.... |
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How do you light stone tablets?
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Ken Burch
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:09 PM
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3. If you want to protest Scientology....just melt as many dvd's of "Battlefield Earth!' as you can. |
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(...Secretly, John Travolta will thank you...)
And you can stick it to the Unification Church by shredding as many VHS copies of "Inchon" as possible. I'm sure the Laurence Olivier estate would be grateful to you for your efforts.
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:17 PM
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4. You could spraypaint Kilroy on Stonehenge. |
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Thu Sep-09-10 08:24 PM
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Burn the Ancient Library of Alexandria???...oh wait. That was already done already, never mind.
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Fri Sep-10-10 09:11 AM
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