Woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard

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By CHRISTINE VENDEL

The Kansas City Star


Laurence K. Saunders


A 64-year-old woman fought off a neighbor and dragged him out of her house by his beard after he let himself into her Kansas City home and took his clothes off.

The woman said she awoke about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find her neighbor standing over her naked, according to court records. He allegedly grabbed her arm and said he was “just being friendly.” The woman grabbed his beard and dragged him to the door in the 3200 block of Oakland Avenue. As she tried to throw him out, he allegedly grabbed the woman’s throat. She picked up a tape measure and bonked it against the neighbor’s head three times. He then left.

The woman said she found the neighbor’s black shorts on her DVD player in her living room. She threw them outside at the neighbor, who was sitting on her deck, crying, according to court records. Police reports noted he had been drinking prior to the incident.



Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/08/2207758_kc-woman-hauls-naked-neighbor.html

[HughBeaumont]

1. Adjectives fail me.

Between this and the guy in KY who shot 5 people and himself because his eggs weren't cooked right . . . WTF?

[ZombieHorde]

2. Sad. nt

[saltpoint]

3. The black shorts on the DVD player is the cultural

buzzword in this story for me.

It's somehow reassuring that this guy has such a strong sense of fashion, even in the face of rejection.

Women will never forget a man with provocative underpants.

[firedupdem]

7. Oh My!

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

[Drale]

4. he had to be drunk

I mean he had to be right? On another note that is one of the crazyest things ive ever heard, someone dragging another about by their beard. OW!

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Why? and who cares if he was? You think *he* was treated strangely?

Please do expand.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. She could have dragged him by something worse

he was naked, after all.

[SoxFan]

5. It was California Peggy and Lefty Finger Pop

Damn Lounge...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Prove it!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Recovered Repug]

6. I believe this is the first article that I've read

using "bonked".

[Hekate]

8. He looks like there's more than one drunk episode wrong with his brain

He should have a complete mental evaluation.

As for the 64-y.o. neighbor lady who dragged him out by his beard: You go, gal!

Hekate

[petronius]

9. Without excusing or condoning this guy's actions in the slightest, I find myself

feeling sorry for him. There's a lot of pathos in that mugshot...

[foxfeet]

10. He's lucky she didn't grab him by the short hairs,

given the length of that beard.

[RKP5637]

11. The was things work today it's a wonder she wasn't arrested and jailed for

abuse and he went scot-free.

[TalkingDog]

12. A naked man's worst enemy: The Tape Measure. n/t

[Hekate]

13. You owe me a new keyboard

:spray:

[Warren DeMontague]

15. If it had been 12 years ago and LA, the naked dude could have been Robert Downey Jr.

I'm telling you, it's all about location, location, location.