Caption time!

[Bravo Zulu]

Another repuke running on family values, oh wait....?

[Cyrano]

1. "And now, watch my hubby, Newt, walk on water."

[Rex]

2. "Hi, I'm Newt and my marriage - like my entire life, is like this backdrop

a total lie." "See this woman standing next to me? A prop, she takes 13 D cell batteries."

[rock]

3. "Families Values"

[peace13]

4. Eventually, if you do enough low life underhanded things your face will refuse to smile.

[Warpy]

7. It sure doesn't reach their eyes, does it?

That photo is chilling.

[Wheezy]

5. Welcome to Stepford.

[Warpy]

6. I'm sure wifey is encouraging him to run

because it's the only way he won't replace her with trophy wife #4 for another couple of years, at least.

[MilesColtrane]

8. If you liked my 'Contract on America', you'll love Boehner's 'Rub Out the Rest'.

[MilesColtrane]

9. "We're all dead inside!"

[MilesColtrane]

10. Gingrich to spouse: "Your little cough hasn't cleared up yet? I guess it's time to call my lawyer."

[libtodeath]

11. I know he will cheat on me and dump me

but I have tapes of his racist statements and a good lawyer.

Luv ya newtie...honest.

[RandiFan1290]

12. "People of Earth!"

"I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!"