I wonder how DU will act when they find Ann Coulter dead from an overdose

[trumad]

or Bulimia?

[CatWoman]

1. you know I love you, but you know you're completely pushing it

:spank:

[trumad]

9. No words needed.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/21/oj_simpson_narrowweb__300x472,0.jpg

[Buzz Clik]

43. Bullshit. He makes a great point.

And you can bet your ass the delight in this place would be enough to make rational human beings vomit.

[classof56]

2. I will regret her wasted life and the ugliness she perpetrated during her time on earth

What will you think?

Tired Old Cynic

[tom_paine]

3. Ding, dong, the witch is dead!

Don't taunt me like that.

[greenbriar]

8. thats what I was gonna say

ding dong the witch is dead

[kysrsoze]

36. Amen to that. Change the "W" to a "B" and you're all set

[jedr]

4. I may begin believing in a Republican Rapture!

:sarcasm:

[AlCzervik]

5. hmm, you wouldn't have a timetable on that event would you?

whenever it happens the reaction will be epic.

[lpbk2713]

6. I thought she WAS dead already.

How could anyone look like that and still be a living human?

[Madspirit]

7. Teasing Me With "Hope"....n/t

[Canuckistanian]

10. Geez Louise

Whatever happened to knock-down drag-out fights about which direction toilet paper should be unrolled?

Or $400 haircuts?

:rofl:

[Kingshakabobo]

41. Don't tell me there has been fights on DU about the toilet paper thing?

Really??

There are people here that dumb to not know it goes over the top?

[rasputin1952]

42. I like it towards the wall...

and cornflake chicken is a great meal, no matter how you make it; as for the Olive Garden...:D

[Canuckistanian]

50. Those "bottom rollers" need to get their priorities in order

Sheesh.

[Kingshakabobo]

53. Godless communists! n/t

[demobabe]

11. Probably not as happy...

...as the DU would be if they found Rush Limbaugh dead of an overdose (or Bulimia)

;)

[rasputin1952]

44. Limbaugh dying of bulemia would take years...just too much

Limabugh there...:)

I do not wish death upon anyone, especially a pinful one...I would prefer to see both of them ruined financially and tarred and feathered or put in the stocks and taken around the country, several semi's of tomatoes following them...:D

[Ken Burch]

48. Actually, my dream would be Ann found dead of a massive protein and fat overdose

After she lost it during a trip to Florida and scarfed down Pig Boy raw.

[ima_sinnic]

12. get it all out now, while she's still "alive," b/c you're not s'posed to

after she croaks, y'know. After that she changes into some holy cloud being that no one should speak ill of :eyes:

[bamacrat]

13. Ehh, as long as she does it with Bill Orielly

[YDogg]

14. don't tease us like that

please.

[Wiley50]

15. No, Not Natural Causes, anything but, the easy, go to sleep and not wake up

It deserves to hurt

and she needs to have to think about what she's done to deserve it

[ccpup]

16. If I had a house,

I'd drop it on her just to see her legs roll up and out of sight, leaving behind a fabulous pair of shiny red shoes. Then I'd find my little terrier and we'd start a'skippin'.

[Vogon_Glory]

17. I'll Show Far Less Restraint Than When Falwell Went West

I'll show far less restraint than I did when Preacher Falwell got called on the celestial carpet by the Big Guy. At least Falwell performed some noticeably Christian acts around his home turf before and even after he created Moral Majority. I very much doubt that the Coulter creature did that much for the rest of humanity.

As for any lurking Freepers or other right wingie-dingies reading this; celebrating a swaggering bully's demise is a very natural and human thing to do. Deal with it, and while you're at it, go back and find how your fellow right-wingers were calling for the deaths of Supreme Court justices and even leading Democratic politicians.

[Ilsa]

18. Can I have her ruby slippers? nt

[Kurovski]

19. I won't care. The power she has over my life is as nothing, IMO.

Not so with Falwell.

[TahitiNut]

20. Repressing joy is bad for your mental health.

:evilgrin:

[northofdenali]

21. Can see it now -

Level 3 on DU, for sure - no avatars, sig lines, photos, etc.

Possible server crash.

Especially if Limbaugh/Hannity/O'Reilly et al (may I add Santorum, and the like) buy it the same day.....

What sweet thoughts........ I can be SO morbid.

[johncoby2]

22. I would cry.

Knowing that I didnt find her!


ohhhhhh I am soooooo mean.

Seriously, you want me to feel sorry for the bitch?

[Malikshah]

23. Indifference mixed with pity. She's delusional and really of very little effect

She lives on the vitriol and negative energy directed at her and has very little impact on the world at large.

She is microscopic in scope in comparison to the behemoth that was/is Falwell

[H2O Man]

24. One question:

will she leave a note?

[dweller]

45. with footnotes?

doesn't matter it will all be the usual gibberish.

dp

[Mojambo]

25. I'd say it will mirror Falwell pretty closely actually

Coulter will play to a younger set, I'd think.

I'm a gonna trash her hardcore.

[SayWhatYo]

31. "younger set"

I think you're right... That might explain my feelings.

[Warpy]

26. In our struggle to say something good about the dead,

I'm sure we'll say "Good! She's dead."

That will happen unless she has an epiphany, eats a sandwich or two, and realizes we were right all along and writes a few very apologetic books.

[Duncan Grant]

27. That WON'T BE DU's finest hour!

And the thread will get 100's of recommendations. Imagine. :eyes:

[Catherine Vincent]

28. I would then understand.

Apparently she was hurting inside, didn't know how to handle it so she used her hate talk to ease the pain.

[Gold Metal Flake]

29. Death by drowning.

The breeze from the flush of the toilet as she evacuates the contents of her stomach carries her head into the bowl where her adams apple becomes lodged at the first turn of the trap. I mean the toilet trap, I don't me that she's a trap. Anyway, weakened by years of bulimia she is unable to extricate herself and soon departs this world.

Dance blah blah grave blah blah beer blah blah pissing blah blah.

[SayWhatYo]

30. I usually don't dance on graves... but I'd dance on hers...

I make no apologies either... Well, maybe I wouldn't dance on it, but I might smirk a little.

[tyedyeto]

32. The hard core DUers will be doing a happy dance.....

while others will be saying... " 'she' wasn't that bad, have sympathy for 'her' family, etc"

Then flamewars will break out, chaos ensues, while the true DUers stick to their principles that 'she' is and was an evil person.

I think I'll be joining the dancers.

[youthere]

33. I would say "He will be missed..by someone"

[Gemini Cat]

34. I won't give a dead rat's

fuck.

[Jamastiene]

35. You cannot imagine what it will be like.

Take the highest defcon level DU has ever reached and multiply it by ten. :evilgrin:

Them bones. Them bones.

[William769]

37. The same way they will act when Hillary Clinton is the Dem nominee!

:rofl:

[cgrindley]

38. Charter a bus to go dance on her grave?

Is that the right answer?

[whistle]

39. Overdose? You mean she is a drug addict? As in dangerous controlled

...substances? I figured she has an eating disorder.

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

40. Let's start celebrating now! n/t

[file83]

46. ANN COULTER IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!! WOOO--HOOOO BWAAAHAAHAA!!!!!!

That's pretty much how I'd react. Got a problem with that?

Then you shouldn't have asked.

[Ken Burch]

47. I'd want to make sure she was buried in a lead-lined coffin

(just to protect the ecosystem) or, perhaps see her ashes blasted into space(although there would be the risk that an evil-yet-brilliant extraterrestrial civilization would find the way to reanimate them.)

Is there actually a point to the OP?

How, if I might ask, do you think we SHOULD ask?

It's only fair to ask, since the premise of your loaded OP seems to be that whatever reaction we displayed would be so terrible that it would singlehandedly revive the Right.

[Breeze54]

49. Why? You making plans???

:shrug:

[Paladin]

51. And How Will Ann Coulter Act.....

...when Jimmy Carter passes away? Or George McGovern? Or Sandra Day O'Connor? Or any of a whole group of aging liberal or moderate public figures?

Think of the unspeakable river of filth that will be pouring from Coulter's mouth in the future. And don't even think about laying any sort of guilt trip on those of us who look forward to the day when she's no longer around....

[baldguy]

52. Not surprised

but still happy

[jollyreaper2112]

54. I know how I will react....

If I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all....so here's a kitten.